Difference between revisions of "A Squopping Good Time"

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A Squopping Good Time is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Milford Van Houten to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark What in tarnation — where am I? Oh, great. Another one-off character digitally immortalized. What's worse than tertiary? Quaternary? What sort of bafflegab are you muttering, mountain boy? You are in Springfield. You've been summoned here by the Sky Finger. Sky Finger? Bah! More humbuggery. Worst catchphrase ever. And you are the proprietor of this here establishment? Which sells...sheets of confusing daguerreotypes? They're comic books. I've seen enough. Before I go, Comic Book Man— Guy. —would you be so kind as to point me towards the nearest railroad? Oh, the monorail? That's uh... *looking around* ...I swear I've seen it somewhere. Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Look for the Nearest Railroad". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark Excuse me, miss, might I trouble you for some assistance? Milhouse? What's with the old-timey getup? *gasp* Oh my stars and stripes, it's an angel! This must be heaven! You need to work on your material, Milhouse. You've used the angel line before. And just what is a "Milhouse"? Wait, so you're not Milhouse? If you're going for the Milhouse look...you should really go for something else. By the way, I'm Lisa Simpson. Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Be Both Shocked and Disgusted". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Simpson?! Of the Melbourne Simpsons? Well, I did have some ancestors from Australia, like Eliza Simpson. But they were kicked out of Australia...that country founded by kicked-out people. Well I'll be. You're related to Eliza Simpson? She was my great-great-great grandaunt. Did you know her? She was the most terrible person I ever knew. Also, she was my wife. Wife? Wait, are you Milford? Milford Van Houten? Indeed I am. But I shan't be seen in this incarnation with the likes of another Simpson! I know how you must feel about Eliza, but please let me show you that not all Simpsons are like that! Well, considering the only two people I know here are you and that Comic Book Man, you may proceed. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark This is the Springfield soup kitchen, where I volunteer to feed the homeless every week. You take time out of your day to prepare a home-cooked meal for them? Well, someone else cooks it. I...put it on their plate for them. So basically, you're just a glorified handler. Noble. Yes, very noble indeed. No, you don't understand! I do a lot more than that! I believe I've seen all I need to see. It's clear to me now that all Simpsons are just full of horsefeathers. Now if you'll excuse me, I would like to spend eternity reading under that sarsaparilla tree. Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Read Under the Sarsaparilla Tree". The job takes place at the Sarsaparilla Tree and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark Milford is out there thinking that I'm just as bad as Eliza. How can I convince him I'm a good person? Think, Lisa, think... Oh, I've got it! Hi, Milford. Whatcha reading? If you must know, it's sheets of confusing daguerreotypes called "How To Stay Married To A Double Crossin' Wench". Well, seeing as how you enjoy books so much, I thought I might take you to the Springfield Library. I suppose I could get my affairs in order to secure a borrowing rights card. Do they take three-cent nickels? Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Go to the Springfield Library With Lisa". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Take Milford to the Springfield Library". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark Here we are, the Springfield Library! Why is your face all over this establishment? Oh, those? That's just because I've donated so many books. You donated books to the library? Well I do declare, that is indeed a most honorable act of generosity. Lisa, are you donating again?! You've already maxed out your extra credit for this month. Extra credit? Yes, every time Lisa donates a book to the library, she earns extra credit in school. I see. So, Lisa, donating these books wasn't about improving the library. It was only about improving your school evaluation. Every word out of your mouth is just plain applesauce. No, it was about both! It's a win-win, don't you see? I do believe we're done here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play Tiddlywinks. Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Excuse Himself". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark Did you say Tiddlywinks? I love that game! We play it at home, although ours is called Tiddlywonks. My Dad bought a discount knock-off brand. You play Tiddlywinks? Well, Tiddlywonks. I'm not very good at it, but I still enjoy it, nonetheless. Well, mayhap we could play a round or two. Task: "Make Milford Van Houten Play Tiddlywinks". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Play Tiddlywinks With Milford Van Houten". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. I must admit, you are quite talented at squopping! *giggles* Yes, I'm not very good at potting, so I have to play defensively. You know, I may have judged you a bit prematurely, Lisa. It appears you're not just full of fiddle-faddle. Now, if you'll excuse me...I'd like you to stay for a spell. Quest reward: 200 and 20