Difference between revisions of "Marge Gets a Job/Quotes"
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− | [[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]]: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say ' | + | [[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]]: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say 'abibu gazini.' |
[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: What? | [[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: What? | ||
− | Smithers: | + | Smithers: 'Welcome aboard.' I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours. |
<hr width=50%/>Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. | <hr width=50%/>Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. | ||
− | <hr width=50%/>[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie | + | <hr width=50%/>[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie. |
[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: What'd they do? | [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: What'd they do? |
Revision as of 01:41, March 10, 2010
Marge: What?
Smithers: 'Welcome aboard.' I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie.
Homer: What'd they do?
Lisa: They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning.
Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
Marge: What do I do?
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!