Revision as of 09:53, July 17, 2024
| A LARP in the Woods
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A LARP in the Woods is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Mayflower Maple Bowl content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Be Prepared...to Nap
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ou two are gonna love it here! Camp Nap-A-Lot was my favorite place as a kid. We napped in tents and canoes all day, and at night we'd nap around the campfire!
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Weird that they don't have a sign now.
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Eh, probably some Junior Campers swiped it for their Mischief merit badges.
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That's not actually a thing.
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Is that a cowboy on a horse?
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Is he sleeping? The older campers learned how to nap on horseback.
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There are some early Renaissance French knights over there…
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I think those might be post-apocalyptic bikers heading down that other trail.
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Are they time travelers? Does anyone see Professor Frink?
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Excuse me, uh, Sir Knight. Can you tell us what's happening here?
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Oh, ho, ho! Mais oui, mademoiselle! The people who used to own this campground sold it to the United Live Action Role Players of America — or U-LARPA for short.
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That's very cool, but who are those people at the picnic cabana dressed in suits?
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Oh, they're the "West Wing" crowd. They're LARPing a version of America where our political system isn't completely corrupt and dysfunctional and good people really can make a difference.
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So fantasy roleplayers, basically.
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Task: "Collect Merit Badges" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Wonder if This Is Another Time Travel Event". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart or Scouting Bart is owned: Task: "Make Scouting Bart Feel Conflicted". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Feel Depressed About America". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Well this completely stinks!
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I don't know. I feel conflicted. I can't decide if I want to join the wasteland bikers or make fun of LARPers.
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Zut alors! If you want to stay, you have to be some kind of LARP group.
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Can we LARP as a dysfunctional American family?
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That works!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Scout Tent
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Okay, we've found a nice quiet spot equally distant from all the weirdos. You two can get started on your first merit badge: letting Daddy get some shut-eye.
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That's not a real merit badge!
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Sounds like "good citizenship" to me.
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We want to earn our badges!
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Is there one for debating?
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Yes, but we need to have three more arguments to qualify.
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Let the man sleep, Lis. He'll sign off on whatever badges we want later.
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I thought you wanted to earn your badges.
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What? Have you been listening to a word I've said? Or were you just tapping through the dialogue without reading it?
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Task: "Collect Merit Badges" (x125).
Task: "Make Lisa Fight with Bart". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Scouting Bart is owned: Task: "Make Scouting Bart Fight with Lisa". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Finally Start to Nap". The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any LARPers are owned: Task: "Make LARPers Interrupt Homer's Nap" (x3). The job takes place at Camping or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Cheater!
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Goody Two-Shoes!
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QUIET!
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Yeah, shut it, you pilgrim hose heads!
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That's what I was going to say to you, you heretical Canadian football jock!
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This took a turn.
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Speaking of heresy, why am I not surprised to find Homer Simpson in the middle of all of this! Of course you're a football fan— you embrace everything gluttonous and sinful!
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I'm just playing the odds: Sin is underrated against virtue. But I support real American football, not phony Canadian football.
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And don't even mention those guys who call soccer football and then act like we're stupid for knowing what's really what. It makes me so angry and confused!
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Reverend Lovejoy, can you please tell us what is going on?
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Your family is camping between two warring LARP factions, that's what's going on!
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Those raucous Canadian football LARPers keep ruining our godly pilgrim ambience with their loud 110-yard-long, 65-yard-wide games!
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And you pilgrims keep ruining our games with the smell of hand-churned butter!
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Mmmm! Butter!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Forest Stream
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