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{{TB|Several of the seed packets were for petunias. I don't know why that detail is considered relevant by the half-wits who wrote this copy for me to read off the teleprompter.}} | {{TB|Several of the seed packets were for petunias. I don't know why that detail is considered relevant by the half-wits who wrote this copy for me to read off the teleprompter.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Surprised}} | ||
− | {{TB|A break-in at the Scandal-gate? It's happening | + | {{TB|A break-in at the Scandal-gate? It's happening again...}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'll get my best man on it. My best man is not very good, unfortunately. He's terrible. But he's a slightly better man than my other men, who are all shockingly bad men.}} | {{TB|I'll get my best man on it. My best man is not very good, unfortunately. He's terrible. But he's a slightly better man than my other men, who are all shockingly bad men.}} | ||
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{{TB|I have to. Just like I had to in 1972. To protect the American people.}} | {{TB|I have to. Just like I had to in 1972. To protect the American people.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB|But you WERE behind that break-in! Everybody knows that. There were YEARS of investigations, THOUSANDS of | + | {{TB|But you WERE behind that break-in! Everybody knows that. There were YEARS of investigations, THOUSANDS of articles...}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|All lies, planted by the jive turkeys who were really behind it. They were running scared. Because Nixon and his friends had cracked the case.}} | {{TB|All lies, planted by the jive turkeys who were really behind it. They were running scared. Because Nixon and his friends had cracked the case.}} | ||
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{{TB|Dick Nixon, you see, is a master detective. Nixon makes Sherlock Holmes look like a blithering idiot. And Nixon filled his White House with fellow super-sleuths.}} | {{TB|Dick Nixon, you see, is a master detective. Nixon makes Sherlock Holmes look like a blithering idiot. And Nixon filled his White House with fellow super-sleuths.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ehrlichman, John Dean, Haldeman and Nixon called ourselves | + | {{TB|Ehrlichman, John Dean, Haldeman and Nixon called ourselves "The Mystery Solvers Club." We had closed hundreds of cases the fuzz deemed "unsolvable."}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
{{TB|At night, we prowled the streets of D.C., magnifying glasses in hand, collecting clues.}} | {{TB|At night, we prowled the streets of D.C., magnifying glasses in hand, collecting clues.}} | ||
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{{TB|The American people need to believe in their government. But they also need the bad guys to get caught. So we let ourselves BECOME the bad guys.}} | {{TB|The American people need to believe in their government. But they also need the bad guys to get caught. So we let ourselves BECOME the bad guys.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB|It's like in | + | {{TB|It's like in "The Dark Knight" when [[Batman]] lets himself be framed for the murder of Harvey Dent. Nixon is pretty sure that's based on Nixon, by the way.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I've never seen it.}} | {{TB|I've never seen it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|Never seen | + | {{TB|Never seen "The Dark Knight?" How is that even possible? It's like my seventh-favorite movie EVER. Come on. We're watching it right now.}} |
− | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Richard Nixon Watch | + | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Richard Nixon Watch "The Dark Knight"|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Watch "The Dark Knight"|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Tell me -- who are the LAST two people you would ever expect to be the masterminds of the break-in?}} | {{TB|Tell me -- who are the LAST two people you would ever expect to be the masterminds of the break-in?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Geez, I don't | + | {{TB|Geez, I don't know... Probably Woodward and Bernstein?}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
{{TB|BINGO.}} | {{TB|BINGO.}} | ||
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{{TB|They were conservative operatives posing as reporters, at a hardline neo-Fascist think tank posing as The Washington Post.}} | {{TB|They were conservative operatives posing as reporters, at a hardline neo-Fascist think tank posing as The Washington Post.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It says so on the masthead: | + | {{TB|It says so on the masthead: "The Washington Post is a front for a hardline neo-Fascist think tank." Why doesn't anyone ever read the masthead?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, it's kind of small print. I assumed it wasn't that | + | {{TB|Well, it's kind of small print. I assumed it wasn't that important...}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Anyway, those reactionaries had to do SOMETHING to stop me. They knew about my second-term agenda.}} | {{TB|Anyway, those reactionaries had to do SOMETHING to stop me. They knew about my second-term agenda.}} | ||
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{{TB|Please understand that Nixon's biography is a lie. Nixon grew up on an anarchist Marxist Buddhist hippie commune on the upper slopes of [[Mount Everest]].}} | {{TB|Please understand that Nixon's biography is a lie. Nixon grew up on an anarchist Marxist Buddhist hippie commune on the upper slopes of [[Mount Everest]].}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | ||
− | {{TB|Where the air is far too thin to | + | {{TB|Where the air is far too thin to breathe...}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|Shut up.}} | {{TB|Shut up.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anyway, Nixon spent decades deep undercover as a Republican. All to set up my glorious second term. I called it: | + | {{TB|Anyway, Nixon spent decades deep undercover as a Republican. All to set up my glorious second term. I called it: "The Love Agenda."}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We were gonna press the | + | {{TB|We were gonna press the "reset" button on America. No more military, no more money. No more "rich" and "poor."}} |
{{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No more | + | {{TB|No more "police." No more "fire department" or "hospitals." Just people, you know? Hanging out, digging on good music and positive vibes.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}} | ||
{{TB|That's a great system. Very well thought out.}} | {{TB|That's a great system. Very well thought out.}} |
Revision as of 13:21, June 26, 2024
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Scandal-gate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2015 content update. It requires Richard Nixon to be obtained.
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Pt. 5
The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th of July 2015 quests
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Happy Independence Day • Monetization Liberation | ||
Richard Nixon | Scandal-gate • Who Led Them Better • Narcissism 101 | |
Presidential Estate | One Last Presidential Prank |