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It's Just Swamp Gas

Tapped Out Quest Information

It's Just Swamp Gas is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Stonecutters content update. It requires Number 51 to be obtained.

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	Pulse rate normal in all three hearts. Skin clammy and deep green. Fingertip tentacles still sucky...
	I appear unaffected by the nuclear blast that obliterated Springfield.
	Commencing celebration protocol. Imbibing fungal excrement commonly referred to as "beer."
Task: "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
	Hey there! Fellow beer lover, huh?
	Yes, I find fungal excrement pleasant in taste and similar in color to human urine.
	Now you're making ME thirsty!
	Sit with me and I will purchase your glass of drink for you.
	You are the classiest friend I've ever had!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	So what's life like on Mars?
	All Martians are expected to acquire new skills and knowledge in order to benefit the hivemind.
	Wow. That sounds like a drag.
	On Earth we just have to watch enough TV so that we can have strong opinions about sports and celebrities.
	Well, as they say: When on the planet Romulus, it is mandatory to conform to Romulan customs.
Task: "Make Number 51 Watch Daytime TV". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
	Tell me, how are you able to discern what is an advertisement and what is programmed entertainment?
	Here's all you have to know...
	A Boatload of Donuts is a great value and fun for the whole family!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	My heart lights are fading – I require sustenance!
	Sustenants? Eh, I'm not really into ethnic foods. Let's grab a Krusty Burger. That'll light your heart right up!
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger". Task: "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
	This "burger" contains no organic matter whatsoever. It is mostly cow-flavored shredded plastic.
	That's right. Everybody SAYS they support recycling, but no one puts their money where their mouth is.... By which I mean, eat used plastic bottles.
	Complain all you want – no refunds!
	You've misunderstood me, Clown. The twin aromas of floor cleaner and burnt hair remind me of Martian cuisine.
	My compliments to the gas cloud who prepares your foodstuffs.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	These Krusty Burgers have made me homesick. They have also given me cramps in two of my stomachs.
	I shall call my mothership and report on my marital status and whether or not I am wearing sunscreen.
Task: "Make Number 51 Phone Home". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	Homer, you are my friend and so it is with heavy heart that I tell you the mothership is coming to take me back to Mars.
	Also, they plan to enslave all of humankind.
	Great! 'cept... I'm not listening 'cause... TV is on...
	Your apathy is troubling. However, you have given me an idea. Scooch over!
Task: "Make Number 51 Watch Old B-Movies". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
	That movie made no sense! If water kills aliens why would they invade a planet that is 71% ocean?
	Ooh look, there's a sequel. Shall we watch it?
	Nuke another bag of kettle corn and hand me a throw blanket, we are watching this bad boy!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	I have devised a plan to save your planet!
	Oh, good! I don't want to die or see my loved ones die.
	I shall edit footage from horror movies to convince the Martian War Council that Earth has already been conquered.
	Really? That doesn't seem like a very good plan. Maybe I'll just hide behind my loved ones.
	I forgot to mention, I have mad editing skills.
	Oh. Then we should be fine.
Task: "Make Number 51 Create Invasion "Documentary"". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	Why are you working so hard to save the Human Race?
	I have developed a deep affection for your flawed but noble species.
	Also, I have a gift certificate for a spa day that I have not used yet. I do not want it to go to waste.
Task: "Make Number 51 Send Invasion "Documentary" to the Mothership". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Did your plan work?
	They believed that the footage was of another alien race conquering this planet.
	Woo hoo!
	However, that did not discourage them from wanting to conquer the earth themselves.
	D'oh!
	But the romantic subplot between divorced federal agents who reignite their passion made the council think that humans would be too annoying to deal with.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Number 51's exclamation mark
	To Earth, its wonderful peoples and heavenly hot stone massages!
Task: "Make Number 51 Drink Fungal Excrement". The job takes place at the Stonecutter Lodge or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Number 51 Consume Engineered "Meat" Product". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Number 51 Watch TV". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
	So is nobody going to say how strange it is that a Martian is just wandering around Springfield?
	We have leprechauns that poop money and run away if you tap them – nobody thinks that's weird.
	I actually do... but I see your point.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters quests

The Ark of the Stonecovenant • Game of Stones • Quash Those Who Trespass Against Us • The Secret of the Cut Stone • Trust No One
	Welcome to The Stonecutters	Number 2 • Number 5 • Number 12 • Number 14 • Number 21 • Number 22 • Number 36 • Number 50 • Number 59 • Number 66 • Number 67 • Number 79 • Number 85 • Number 111 • Number 314 • Number 600
	Number 51	It's Just Swamp Gas