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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special content update/Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Gameplay"
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| {{TB|Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.}} | | {{TB|Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.}} |
− | {{THT|Quest reward: Maggie<br>'''Task''': Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x100]|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|Quest reward: Maggie<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Cookies [x100]|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}} |
| {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
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| {{TB|I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.}} | | {{TB|I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br>'''Task''': Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350])<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br>'''Task:''' Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Cookies [x350])<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}} |
| {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
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| {{TB|...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!}} | | {{TB|...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Look for Santa (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Maggie Resent Gerald (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Place Pile of Presents [x3]<br>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Look for Santa (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Maggie Resent Gerald (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Place Pile of Presents [x3]<br>'''Task:''' Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|Over here! I think we found him!}} | | {{TB|Over here! I think we found him!}} |
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| {{TB|You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!}} | | {{TB|You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} |
| {{TB|Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.}} | | {{TB|Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.}} |
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| {{TB|BABY DANCE BATTLE!}} | | {{TB|BABY DANCE BATTLE!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>If the user has Baby Gerald: '''Task''': Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>'''Task''': Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>If the user has Baby Gerald: '''Task:''' Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress)<br>'''Task:''' Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon}} |
| {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>exhausted glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>exhausted glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
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| {{TB|That's great fan service, Maggie!}} | | {{TB|That's great fan service, Maggie!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh, Maggie)<br>If the user has Santa's Little Helper: '''Task''': Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh)|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh, Maggie)<br>If the user has Santa's Little Helper: '''Task:''' Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh)|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!}} | | {{TB|Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!}} |
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| {{TB|Hold tight to your cocoa, 'cause I've got a lulu for ya!}} | | {{TB|Hold tight to your cocoa, 'cause I've got a lulu for ya!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|...and that's how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa's Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.}} | | {{TB|...and that's how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa's Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.}} |
Latest revision as of 13:22, April 27, 2024
Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7[edit]
After the user logs in on December 26th and starting Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5:
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Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, 'cause we are "go" for story, in three...two...one...
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What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination.
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I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried.
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Rest in peace, my creativity!
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*suck suck* *begins to draw a picture*
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Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story!
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It looks like her block train!
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Ooh! That's how we'll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1[edit]
After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7:
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Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains.
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*suck suck*
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Sorry, not "toy" trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express!
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Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus?
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*suck suck*
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Ooh, good idea! I'll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa.
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*suck suck*
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Yes. I'll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously.
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*suck suck*
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Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.
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Quest reward: Maggie Task: Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Cookies [x100]
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*suck suck*
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You're right Maggie! Santa's train is here to pick us up.
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All aboard the Santa Express! Next stop, the South Pole!
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*suck suck*
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Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1:
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So Otto, how long have you been the conductor of the Santa Express?
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Oh, ever since they invented magic trains that run on Christmas wishes.
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Which was in, like, 2011. Elon Musk has trouble focusing on one project at a time.
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*clunk* Whoops! The magic boiler needs more fuel. Do me a solid and tell it some of your Christmas wishes.
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*suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck*
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I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.
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Task: Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train) Task: Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train) Task: Collect Cookies [x350]) On job start:
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*suck suck*
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Maggie says she'd like a new pacifier for Christmas.
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That's depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we'll freeze to death out here.
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*suck suck*
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How about: "Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents"?
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Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible.
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"Always leave 'em a little disappointed", Santa says. He's one sick puppy, Kris Kringle.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2:
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North Pole! Everybody get out!
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Otto! Remember that baby you brought on your last run? Gerald? One big, weird eyebrow?
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*suck suck*
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He stole Santa's sleigh, with all the presents!
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Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of 'nog, and ran off crying into the snow!
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In this cold, it's probably best to just accept that he's dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang!
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*suck suck*
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Maggie says we can't give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes...?
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*suck suck*
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...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!
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Task: Make Marge Look for Santa (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Make Maggie Resent Gerald (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Place Pile of Presents [x3] Task: Collect Cookies [x350]
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Over here! I think we found him!
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More 'nog. Just want eggy oblivion...
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Don't give up, Santa! The world loves you!
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*notices Marge, instantly sobers* Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don't see many naughty girls up here.
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*suck suck*
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She doesn't like that you're hitting on her mother, Sir.
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Hey, what Mrs. Claus don't know won't kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she's here!
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Santa, there you are!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3:
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Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you're with other people?
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I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it.
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Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo...
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Come on, Santa. Let's get you back home.
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What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don't you want your sleigh back?
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Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right?
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I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We'll do it then.
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*suck suck*
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You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!
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Task: Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Task: Collect Cookies [x350]
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Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.
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*suck suck*
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Geez, I don't think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4:
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Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt!
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*ominous glare*
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Easy, Gerald. It's not too late to get back on the Nice List. Just put down the toy gun and let's talk.
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*ominous glare*
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*suck suck*
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*ominous glare*
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*suck suck*
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I was praying it wouldn't come to this...
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BABY DANCE BATTLE!
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Task: Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) If the user has Baby Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) Task: Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle (8h, Toy Fortress) Task: Collect Cookies [x350]
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*exhausted glare*
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*suck suck*
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Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It's hard to tell.
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*cries*
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Way to go, Maggie!
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Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We're sending you home!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5:
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I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute.
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*suck suck*
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Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa's Little Helper into the story.
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That's great fan service, Maggie!
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Task: Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh, Maggie) If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh (12h, Greyhound Sleigh)
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Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!
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Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now.
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You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while?
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What about Mrs. Claus?
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She went out for candy canes and hasn't come back. I think she met another immortal fatso.
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Oh, you poor man!
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So what do you say? I could make you very jolly...
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*girlish giggle*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8[edit]
After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6:
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*ow* Marge, Maggie punched me!
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*suck suck*
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That's what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest.
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...and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly!
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*screams* The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved!
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*unplugs TV* Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?!
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Hold tight to your cocoa, 'cause I've got a lulu for ya!
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Task: Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling [x5] (4h, Simpson House) On job start:
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...and that's how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa's Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.
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Of course, the foiled Reds weren't about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me.
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Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson.
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So, the World Series matchup was set...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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