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"Peak Awareness"

Song Information

Singers:	Dawnn Lewis Julie Kavner
Characters:	Bernice Hibbert Marge Simpson
Length:	0:53
Writer(s):	Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: J. Stewart Burns
Appearance(s):	"Write Off This Episode"

"Peak Awareness" is a song by Bernice Hibbert and Marge Simpson.

Bernice:

It's time to stop thinking small.

You got to dress up like an heiress.

Marge:

But what's the point of this fancy ball?

Bernice:

Why, dear, to raise awareness.

Your charity has to stand out,

From all the other ones with their hand out.

Marge:

Sadly, I'm a little squarish.

Bernice:

Honey, you need to get more garish.

There's no better way to show compassion,

Than trotting out a few Kardashians.

Don't mean to sound like I'm giving orders,

But destroy those Doctors Without Borders.

And to really get your donors givin',

Your charity needs a ribbon.

Marge:

It should be something blue.

Bernice:

This one here will do.

Get the ribbons everywhere,

So there's not a patch of bareness.

Once everyone is sick of it,

We've reached peak awareness.