Difference between revisions of "Do the Copyright Thing/Quotes"

Latest revision as of 15:29, July 29, 2021

Sideshow Mel: Krusty wanted ping pong balls to act as rain for this sketch, not bowling balls!

Man: Getting the illiterate clown to fill out the order form. Good thinking, pally!

Dr. Nick: This harlequin has a severe case of comatitis!

Dr. Nick: Hi, TV executive Lindsey Naegle!

Lindsey Naegle: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Arthur Crandall: [throwing his voice to Krusty] My voice is being supplied by talented and handsome ventriloquist, Arthur Crandall, who you might remember from the "Gabbo" TV show. No hard feelings about me getting your show cancelled and having you and dear sweet Gabbo thrown into the streets?!

Arthur Crandall: Not at all, Krusty!

Lindsey Naegle: The ratings just came in, and they're fantastic!

Sideshow Mel: That's Krusty's heart monitor! The ratings machine is next to it!

Krusty the Clown: Mel, I want you to know I don't blame you!

Sideshow Mel: Thank you, Krusty.

Krusty: That's for my lawyer to do!

Lindsey Naegle: Krusty I just got our ratings back, and the show has been cancelled.

Arthur Crandall: [as New Krusty] What? I thought we were getting more viewers than ever!

Lindsey Naegle: I mean our insurance ratings. You're having too many accidents, and the insurance company won't cover you anymore. No insurance, no show!

Krusty: Well, I'm going on vacation.

Lindsey Naegle: What?

Krusty: Until I re-register this copyright, anything I get in trouble for, he still takes the blame! I'm off to Tijuana!