Difference between revisions of "Class Klown/Quotes"

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Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey, kids! Are you ready to meet your class clown?

Edna Krabappel: Seymour, I can't believe you actually picked Bart Simpson.

Principal Skinner: Edna, Krusty's people didn't ask me to select a rhodes scholar. They wanted our class clown!

Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Krusty: Now that's a real class clown!

Milhouse Van Houten: Oooh, my spleen.

Bart: Huh? No I'm the clsas clown.

Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bart: So which one of us is class clown?

Principal Skinner: Uh...

Bart: Give it up, Milhouse. They already named me class clown.

Milhouse: Yeah, but Krusty un-named you!

Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, boys, but I need some time to think this over.

Bart: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Milhouse: Okay, you lost me. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Bart: I'll tell you what I'm talking about. I declare a prank war!

Principal Skinner: Enough! As far as I'm concerned, you are both clowns?

Milhouse: Huh?

Bart: Mwhuh?

Principal Skinner: First go see the school nurse and then go to this address tomorrow morning. Krusty can have the both of you.