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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw haw!
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ahhh... it's stuck!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ahhh... it's stuck!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Your eye?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Your eye?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That too!
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{{qf|Bart}} That too!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I better get you to the nurse.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} I better get you to the nurse.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
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{{qf|Nelson}} Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' G-got you.
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{{qf|Bart}} G-got you.
 
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
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{{qf|Bart}} Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well...
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{{qf|Bart}} Well...
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Give me a name!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Give me a name!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It was... [GULP]
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{{qf|Bart}} It was... [GULP]
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
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{{qf|Bart}} I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...
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{{qf|Bart}} You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' So, who the hell did this yo you?
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{{qf|Homer}} So, who the hell did this yo you?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
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{{qf|Bart}} It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...
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{{qf|Homer}} Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?
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{{qf|Bart}} [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?
  
 
[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]
 
[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 07:16, May 20, 2021



Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
Bart: Ahhh... it's stuck!
Milhouse Van Houten: Your eye?
Bart: That too!
Milhouse: I better get you to the nurse.
Nelson: Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
Bart: G-got you.

Principal Skinner: Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
Bart: Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
Principal Skinner: Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
Bart: Well...
Principal Skinner: Give me a name!
Bart: It was... [GULP]
Principal Skinner: Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
Bart: I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
Principal Skinner: Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
Bart: You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...

Homer: Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]

Homer: So, who the hell did this yo you?
Bart: It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
Homer: Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...

Homer: Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
Bart: [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?