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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Comic Book Guy: Behold the wonder that is Superubermegalactic con!!! Here we shall face front, true believer, and bask in the glow of comic book goodness until there is 'nuff said to say.
- Bart: I can't believe you don't have a booth here, Comic Book Guy.
- Comic Book Guy: And pay the ridiculous rent these money-grubbing ferengis are demanding? Nay, say I! Plus, I love looking at the nerds who think their camouflage storm trooper costumes are sooooo cool.
- Comic Book Guy: Let me read this so-called comic script. I can guarantee you that I will find continuity errors aplenty!!! By the blueish hues of Kull the Conqueror... there are no continuity errors to be found in this story! Everything fits perfectly... and.... [SOB!] and the dog [SOB]... Do. Not. Cry.
- Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here... interviewing the overnight sensation of the comic book world, Bart Simpson! Bart... now that you have fame... and a god-like persona with the uber-geeks, will you take the next natural step and shave you head?
- Bart: No, Kent. I'll be keeping the hair. That bald look is sooooo yesterday. It's the "secret wars" of hair-dos. I'm just going to focus on telling the best Radioactive Man stories possible.
- Kent Brockman: Great words from the mouth of a comic book giant. It makes his reporter with he knew what all the fuss was about.
- Comic Book Guy: I have a Radioactive Man script I've been working on since I was the oh-so-tender-age of fourteen. It's an epics twelve-issue time-travel crossover, perfect for a trade paperback, or, dare I say... hardcover slipcase!
- Bart: Wow this weighs a ton!
- Comic Book Guy: I was hoping you might be able to speak to the editors about possibly... publishing my script.
- Bart: Hey, Comic Book Guy! Are the new books out yer?
- Comic Book Guy: Yes... god forbid that Mr. Comic genius should have to wait to read his own masterworks of perfection!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Why are you so mad at Bart?
- Comic Book Guy: You wouldn't understand young padawan. My animosity towards Bart is complex, with as many emotional levels as a Vulcan chess set, you could never...
- Milhouse: Is it because he writes comics and you can't?
- Comic Book Guy: Checkmate, Mr. Spock.
