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| − | + | {{qf|[[Philip J. Fry]]}} I still don't like the idea of taking the biggest comic collection in the universe back to Earth to be sealed in liquid diamond forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Leela]]}} But that's the only way they'll be collectibles according to "The Collectible Comic Guide to Collectible Comics." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Philip J. Fry}} Yeah, but no one will ever be able to read them again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leela}} Fry, comics were a lowbrow medium that did nothing but promote juvenile delinquency and false hopes for x-ray glasses. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bender]]}} Is this one you're reading new? "The Simpsons?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Philip J. Fry}} Yep. This is a reprint of the Simpsons Comic from the early 21st century. It's the only non-pornographic comic that's still being published. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bender}} Isn't that the TV show that made all those people go blind when it was first broadcast in HDTV in 2005? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bender}} Man, I don't remember a thing, and I reek of booze. Well I've learned my lesson. I'll never drink again! Hey, a bar! I think I'll have a few beers and celebrate my new sobriety! Gimme a brew and keep 'em coming, meatbag! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Aw, that's what my ma used to call me! This one's on the house! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Man, that guy in the robot suit sure likes his duff beer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Maybe he's the new Duff mascot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bender}} Would I get more free beer if I am? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Sure, I'd just bill the company. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bender}} Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer, or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Philip J. Fry}} There it is, Springfield Elementary School. Lucky I memorized the layout of the town from playing all those Simpsons video games. And there's Principal Skinner talking to... Scruffy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, I want you to meet your new janitorial assistant what's that say on your jacket? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Scruffy]]}} Scruffy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Willie. Scruffy. Scruffy. Willie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Scruffy}} Hrmm. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Ach. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well, enough banter. Those urinals aren't going to cake themselves. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [SIGH!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leela}} Why do you let them push you around? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh right! I just let them! What are you, the new guidance counselor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leela}} If you say so, I mean, yes, I suppose I am. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You guidance counselors say you want to help, but you just talk. You never do anything. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Leela}} Oh, girls? Why don't you apologize to that girl and give her lunch back? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Francine Rhenquist]]}} Or what? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Is everyone out of the school, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yep, it's all clear. Lock her up, Willie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Philip J. Fry}} Hey! Let me out! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Scruffy}} All Scruffy is saying is that the unification theory is just that... a theory. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Ach, but ye cannae convince me that the quantum universe theorem is the be all and end all, man. | |
Revision as of 17:08, May 14, 2021
- Philip J. Fry: I still don't like the idea of taking the biggest comic collection in the universe back to Earth to be sealed in liquid diamond forever.
- Leela: But that's the only way they'll be collectibles according to "The Collectible Comic Guide to Collectible Comics."
- Philip J. Fry: Yeah, but no one will ever be able to read them again.
- Leela: Fry, comics were a lowbrow medium that did nothing but promote juvenile delinquency and false hopes for x-ray glasses.
- Bender: Is this one you're reading new? "The Simpsons?"
- Philip J. Fry: Yep. This is a reprint of the Simpsons Comic from the early 21st century. It's the only non-pornographic comic that's still being published.
- Bender: Isn't that the TV show that made all those people go blind when it was first broadcast in HDTV in 2005?
- Bender: Man, I don't remember a thing, and I reek of booze. Well I've learned my lesson. I'll never drink again! Hey, a bar! I think I'll have a few beers and celebrate my new sobriety! Gimme a brew and keep 'em coming, meatbag!
- Moe Szyslak: Aw, that's what my ma used to call me! This one's on the house!
- Carl Carlson: Man, that guy in the robot suit sure likes his duff beer.
- Lenny Leonard: Maybe he's the new Duff mascot!
- Bender: Would I get more free beer if I am?
- Moe: Sure, I'd just bill the company.
- Bender: Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer, or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!
- Philip J. Fry: There it is, Springfield Elementary School. Lucky I memorized the layout of the town from playing all those Simpsons video games. And there's Principal Skinner talking to... Scruffy?
- Principal Skinner: Willie, I want you to meet your new janitorial assistant what's that say on your jacket?
- Scruffy: Scruffy.
- Principal Skinner: Willie. Scruffy. Scruffy. Willie.
- Scruffy: Hrmm.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Ach.
- Principal Skinner: Well, enough banter. Those urinals aren't going to cake themselves.
- Lisa: [SIGH!]
- Leela: Why do you let them push you around?
- Lisa: Oh right! I just let them! What are you, the new guidance counselor?
- Leela: If you say so, I mean, yes, I suppose I am.
- Lisa: You guidance counselors say you want to help, but you just talk. You never do anything.
- Leela: Oh, girls? Why don't you apologize to that girl and give her lunch back?
- Francine Rhenquist: Or what?
- Willie: Is everyone out of the school, Bart?
- Bart: Yep, it's all clear. Lock her up, Willie.
- Philip J. Fry: Hey! Let me out!
- Scruffy: All Scruffy is saying is that the unification theory is just that... a theory.
- Willie: Ach, but ye cannae convince me that the quantum universe theorem is the be all and end all, man.
