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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Okay, kids, the school, limo's here... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We're rich why do we still have to go to school?? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stereo}} Can't buy me | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, guys, how's it going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} We got lad off from the plant.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} ...and our girlfriends left us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No problemo. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So, how was every one's day? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} The guys at Moe's hate me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The kids at school only like me for my cash. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa! Maggie's choking | |
Latest revision as of 15:54, May 14, 2021
- Bart: I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!
- Marge: Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
- Bart: We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
- Stereo: Can't buy me
- Marge: Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
- Homer: I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.
- Homer: Hey, guys, how's it going?
- Carl Carlson: We got lad off from the plant....
- Lenny Leonard: ...and our girlfriends left us.
- Barney Gumble: [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!
- Principal Skinner: Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
- Bart: The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
- Principal Skinner: No problemo.
- Lisa: So, how was every one's day?
- Homer: The guys at Moe's hate me.
- Bart: The kids at school only like me for my cash.
- Marge: What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
- Lisa: Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
- Marge: Lisa! Maggie's choking
