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Bart: I hate math word problems! If one boy carries three books plus one shovel and buries them, how many books are left? Zero! Ha, ha!

Marge: Okay, kids, the school, limo's here...
Bart: We're rich why do we still have to go to school??
Stereo: Can't buy me
Marge: Now, Bart, I can't have you home alone bothering the cook, gardener, and maid... and I have a date at the country club with the ladies social.
Homer: I think I'll drop by Moe's and see what the ol' gang is up to... I haven't seen them since I quit work.

Homer: Hey, guys, how's it going?
Carl Carlson: We got lad off from the plant....
Lenny Leonard: ...and our girlfriends left us.
Barney Gumble: [BRAAAP] I lost my job too, but just found a new one!

Principal Skinner: Any word on whatever your father's decided to donate money for the new math wing?
Bart: The wha--? Oh right, I'll have a firm answer for you next week. Would you mind dropping these with Mrs. Krabappel? I need to use the little boy room.
Principal Skinner: No problemo.

Lisa: So, how was every one's day?
Homer: The guys at Moe's hate me.
Bart: The kids at school only like me for my cash.
Marge: What's that Lisa? I can't hear you form here.
Lisa: Don't you see? This money has brought us nothing but misery and isolation. It's destroying our humanity. Look even Maggie is blue with sadness....
Marge: Lisa! Maggie's choking