Difference between revisions of "The Mystery of the Pesky Desk/Quotes"
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{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Let me see, Lisa. You didn't answer a single question. F! | {{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Let me see, Lisa. You didn't answer a single question. F! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk! |
{{qf|Lisa}} You don't believe it's jinxed, do you? | {{qf|Lisa}} You don't believe it's jinxed, do you? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but why take any chances? |
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} What happened? Did | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What happened? Did I just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage.... |
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware... | {{qf|Lisa}} Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware... | ||
Revision as of 10:58, May 13, 2021
- Francine: Where do we sit?
- Ms. Hoover: Assume your positions... ...al except you, Lisa. Don't sit in that desk. It's jinxed!
- Lisa: But Ms. Hoover... everyone know jinxes aren't real.
- Francine: Says you Einstein.
- Ms. Hoover: Throughout the history of this school, whomever sits in that desk fails miserably.
- Lisa: While I appreciate you use of he objective case, Ms. Hoover... ...I'm not superstitious and Ill prove that his desk is not jinxed. Ms. Hoover, do you worst... give us a pop quiz.
- Ms. Hoover: Time's up. Put down your pencils.
- Lisa: What? Already? But I haven't had time to--
- Ms. Hoover: Let me see, Lisa. You didn't answer a single question. F!
- Principal Skinner: I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
- Lisa: You don't believe it's jinxed, do you?
- Principal Skinner: No, but why take any chances?
- Lisa: What happened? Did I just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage....
- Lisa: Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware...
- Bart: Bor-ing.
- Lisa: ...it's an antique still for making moonshine.
- Bart: Cool!
- Lisa: Fumes from the apparatus are apparently seeping up into the classroom above and stupefying whoever sits in the desk overhead.
- Bart: Cooler still!
