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Difference between revisions of "It Happens!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I've been to the libary!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I've been to the library!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' He sure did.
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} He sure did.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!
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{{qf|Marge}} This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!
 
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:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Are you sure this is going to work?
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{{qf|Lenny}} Are you sure this is going to work?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--
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{{qf|Homer}} You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--
 
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:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
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{{qf|[[Stevie King]]}} Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you going to call it?
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{{qf|Homer}} What are you going to call it?
:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' "It."
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{{qf|Stevie King}} "It."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
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{{qf|Homer}} That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' "It."
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{{qf|Stevie King}} "It."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
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{{qf|Homer}} Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' I just did!
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{{qf|Stevie King}} I just did!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why you little--!
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{{qf|Homer}} Why you little--!
:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!
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{{qf|Stevie King}} [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!
 
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't need it!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't need it!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' I'm starving here!
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{{qf|Krusty}} I'm starving here!
 
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:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!

Revision as of 15:39, May 9, 2021



Marge: I've been to the library!
Homer: I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
Lenny Leonard: He sure did.
Marge: This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!

Lenny: Are you sure this is going to work?
Homer: Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
Principal Skinner: I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
Homer: You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--

Stevie King: Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
Homer: What are you going to call it?
Stevie King: "It."
Homer: That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
Stevie King: "It."
Homer: Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
Stevie King: I just did!
Homer: Why you little--!
Stevie King: [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!

Krusty the Clown: Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
Bart: Don't need it!
Lisa: TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
Krusty: I'm starving here!

Mayor Quimby: I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!