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Marge: I've been to the library!
Homer: I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
Lenny Leonard: He sure did.
Marge: This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!

Lenny: Are you sure this is going to work?
Homer: Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
Principal Skinner: I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
Homer: You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--

Stevie King: Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
Homer: What are you going to call it?
Stevie King: "It."
Homer: That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
Stevie King: "It."
Homer: Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
Stevie King: I just did!
Homer: Why you little--!
Stevie King: [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!

Krusty the Clown: Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
Bart: Don't need it!
Lisa: TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
Krusty: I'm starving here!

Mayor Quimby: I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!