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Difference between revisions of "Game On!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa, baby! It's almost midnight! Can you believe, in but a few short hours, Blood Ops 5 will be ours, Milhouse?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa, baby! It's almost midnight! Can you believe, in but a few short hours, Blood Ops 5 will be ours, Milhouse?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh-huh! My hand's haven't been this clammy since the release of Abattoir Alliance X: Rise of the Cleaver Clan!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Uh-huh! My hand's haven't been this clammy since the release of Abattoir Alliance X: Rise of the Cleaver Clan!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You kids are waiting in line all night for the latest video game, huh? In my day it was for tickets to the Bay City Rollers. That was the night I learned no amount of seltzer gets cheez whiz and drambuie stains out of a satin jacket.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You kids are waiting in line all night for the latest video game, huh? In my day it was for tickets to the Bay City Rollers. That was the night I learned no amount of seltzer gets cheez whiz and drambuie stains out of a satin jacket.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' If I can just get my spikey noggin through this crack...
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{{qf|Bart}} If I can just get my spikey noggin through this crack...
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Y'know, Bart... [HUFF!]... buyaton.com has a great selection of video games... ...and is easy and... [OOF!]... convenient. If we order online.... [URK!].... ...the game could be at our door... [NRSH!]... within two to three business weeks... ...excluding... [YOWCH!] bank holidays, of course!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Y'know, Bart... [HUFF!]... buyaton.com has a great selection of video games... ...and is easy and... [OOF!]... convenient. If we order online.... [URK!].... ...the game could be at our door... [NRSH!]... within two to three business weeks... ...excluding... [YOWCH!] bank holidays, of course!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Because we're friends. I'm going to forget you said that.
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{{qf|Bart}} Because we're friends. I'm going to forget you said that.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Heh! Looks like there's only one copy left.
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{{qf|Bart}} Heh! Looks like there's only one copy left.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Yeah, too bad for you, Bart.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Yeah, too bad for you, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Milhouse, old pal, surely you can see who deserves this more!
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{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, old pal, surely you can see who deserves this more!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' The foot-print on my forehead says me!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} The foot-print on my forehead says me!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Let me just grab the game,and you won't see my adorbs mug for at least a month... pleeeease?  
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{{qf|Bart}} Let me just grab the game,and you won't see my adorbs mug for at least a month... pleeeease?  
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Fine. but stay away from my Drederick Tatum tasty tater toaster display.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Fine. but stay away from my Drederick Tatum tasty tater toaster display.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You got it!
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{{qf|Bart}} You got it!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, what gives?
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, what gives?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm buying this one for myself. It'll go to whoever makes the ride home easiest for me. Now let's pick up something scented in the bath section for you mother while I think of an excuse.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm buying this one for myself. It'll go to whoever makes the ride home easiest for me. Now let's pick up something scented in the bath section for you mother while I think of an excuse.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well played, home-slice.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well played, home-slice.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Um... could we grab this copy of Shimmyhooves Sparklehorn before we leave, Mr. Simpson? It's... uh... for my cousin!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Um... could we grab this copy of Shimmyhooves Sparklehorn before we leave, Mr. Simpson? It's... uh... for my cousin!

Revision as of 10:19, May 9, 2021



Bart: Whoa, baby! It's almost midnight! Can you believe, in but a few short hours, Blood Ops 5 will be ours, Milhouse?
Milhouse Van Houten: Uh-huh! My hand's haven't been this clammy since the release of Abattoir Alliance X: Rise of the Cleaver Clan!
Homer: You kids are waiting in line all night for the latest video game, huh? In my day it was for tickets to the Bay City Rollers. That was the night I learned no amount of seltzer gets cheez whiz and drambuie stains out of a satin jacket.

Bart: If I can just get my spikey noggin through this crack...
Milhouse: Y'know, Bart... [HUFF!]... buyaton.com has a great selection of video games... ...and is easy and... [OOF!]... convenient. If we order online.... [URK!].... ...the game could be at our door... [NRSH!]... within two to three business weeks... ...excluding... [YOWCH!] bank holidays, of course!
Bart: Because we're friends. I'm going to forget you said that.

Bart: Heh! Looks like there's only one copy left.
Milhouse: Yeah, too bad for you, Bart.
Bart: Milhouse, old pal, surely you can see who deserves this more!
Milhouse: The foot-print on my forehead says me!

Bart: Let me just grab the game,and you won't see my adorbs mug for at least a month... pleeeease?
Squeaky-voiced teen: Fine. but stay away from my Drederick Tatum tasty tater toaster display.
Bart: You got it!

Bart: Hey, what gives?
Homer: I'm buying this one for myself. It'll go to whoever makes the ride home easiest for me. Now let's pick up something scented in the bath section for you mother while I think of an excuse.
Bart: Well played, home-slice.
Milhouse: Um... could we grab this copy of Shimmyhooves Sparklehorn before we leave, Mr. Simpson? It's... uh... for my cousin!