Game On!/Quotes
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< Game On!
- Bart: Whoa, baby! It's almost midnight! Can you believe, in but a few short hours, Blood Ops 5 will be ours, Milhouse?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Uh-huh! My hand's haven't been this clammy since the release of Abattoir Alliance X: Rise of the Cleaver Clan!
- Homer: You kids are waiting in line all night for the latest video game, huh? In my day it was for tickets to the Bay City Rollers. That was the night I learned no amount of seltzer gets cheez whiz and drambuie stains out of a satin jacket.
- Bart: If I can just get my spikey noggin through this crack...
- Milhouse: Y'know, Bart... [HUFF!]... buyaton.com has a great selection of video games... ...and is easy and... [OOF!]... convenient. If we order online.... [URK!].... ...the game could be at our door... [NRSH!]... within two to three business weeks... ...excluding... [YOWCH!] bank holidays, of course!
- Bart: Because we're friends. I'm going to forget you said that.
- Bart: Heh! Looks like there's only one copy left.
- Milhouse: Yeah, too bad for you, Bart.
- Bart: Milhouse, old pal, surely you can see who deserves this more!
- Milhouse: The foot-print on my forehead says me!
- Bart: Let me just grab the game,and you won't see my adorbs mug for at least a month... pleeeease?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Fine. but stay away from my Drederick Tatum tasty tater toaster display.
- Bart: You got it!
- Bart: Hey, what gives?
- Homer: I'm buying this one for myself. It'll go to whoever makes the ride home easiest for me. Now let's pick up something scented in the bath section for you mother while I think of an excuse.
- Bart: Well played, home-slice.
- Milhouse: Um... could we grab this copy of Shimmyhooves Sparklehorn before we leave, Mr. Simpson? It's... uh... for my cousin!
