Difference between revisions of "Biclops vs the Diplopian Duo!/Quotes"

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Dr. Colossus: Perhaps one of these might frame your face. Let's try them on.

Milhouse: Sure thing, Doctor-- ...Colossus!

Dr. Colossus: Oh, don't look so shocked I earned my doctorate degree in optometry! In fact, the profits from my eyeglass business fund all my villainous exploits! For example, I have been working on an experimental compound known as "Visionarium." Traces of it have found their way onto this particular pair of glasses and would give the wearer superhuman abilities!

Milhouse: Howdy, Lisa. Want me to carry that super heavy book for you?

Lisa: No thanks, Milhouse. I can manage.

Milhouse: An empowered woman. I like it.

Nelson: Or maybe, nerdlinger, the lady wants me to help her.

Milhouse: Ha! That'll be the day!

Lisa: Sorry, Milhouse. You don't turn down that kind of an offer. Plus, Nelson doesn't wear glasses!

Dolph: Biclops is here? He has level of coolness that we two-eyed kids can only dream of!

Kearney: I wish I wore glasses! Four eyes are way better than two!

Lisa: How can we ever repay you?

Biclops: Save your tears of joy, Lisa. I'd rather you keep your eyes moist with a quality saline solution.

Milhouse: Boy, Biclops sure was cool, wasn't he?

Nelson: Yeah, but know I feel vulnerable. All of my insecurities have been brought to the surface! I know! Let's beat up a ned!

Dolph: Yeah! That always make us feel better!