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{{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} The school is out of control, Skinner! | {{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} The school is out of control, Skinner! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, actually, sir, as you can see, I had just caught the culprit in the act when you... |
{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} I'll bet anyone could do a better job as principal than you... ....even this little boy! | {{qf|Gary Chalmers}} I'll bet anyone could do a better job as principal than you... ....even this little boy! | ||
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Me, Superintendent Chalmers? | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Me, Superintendent Chalmers? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Sir, I hardly think Bart Simpson has what it takes to run the... |
{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Then it's settled, Skinner! Tomorrow, the boy will be principal for one day... and you'll be his student! | {{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Then it's settled, Skinner! Tomorrow, the boy will be principal for one day... and you'll be his student! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Whuh-what? But he's the one who squirted the-- |
{{qf|Bart}} Don't worry, Seymour! Play by the rules, and you and I will get along just fine! | {{qf|Bart}} Don't worry, Seymour! Play by the rules, and you and I will get along just fine! | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} [Groan] Did you hide my car keys? |
{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Driving is for grownups! You're riding the bus with your little friends! Now take your lunch and get out you pathetic man-child! | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Driving is for grownups! You're riding the bus with your little friends! Now take your lunch and get out you pathetic man-child! | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} Problem, Seymour? | {{qf|Bart}} Problem, Seymour? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} It was so awful! They had tape! |
{{qf|Bart}} Frankly, I don't know how to make you get along with others. Maybe we need... ...a parent conference. | {{qf|Bart}} Frankly, I don't know how to make you get along with others. Maybe we need... ...a parent conference. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Nooo! |
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Attention! Attention! | + | {{qf|Bart}} Attention! Attention! Will the following students... ...report to the prinipcal's office. I.P. Daley, Anita Bath. Tanya Hyde. Dan Druff--- |
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{{qf|Bart}} Attention! Attention! By the power vested in me as acting principal... ...school's out early! | {{qf|Bart}} Attention! Attention! By the power vested in me as acting principal... ...school's out early! | ||
Revision as of 17:08, May 13, 2021
- Gary Chalmers: The school is out of control, Skinner!
- Principal Skinner: Well, actually, sir, as you can see, I had just caught the culprit in the act when you...
- Gary Chalmers: I'll bet anyone could do a better job as principal than you... ....even this little boy!
- Bart: Me, Superintendent Chalmers?
- Principal Skinner: Sir, I hardly think Bart Simpson has what it takes to run the...
- Gary Chalmers: Then it's settled, Skinner! Tomorrow, the boy will be principal for one day... and you'll be his student!
- Principal Skinner: Whuh-what? But he's the one who squirted the--
- Bart: Don't worry, Seymour! Play by the rules, and you and I will get along just fine!
- Principal Skinner: [Groan] Did you hide my car keys?
- Agnes Skinner: Driving is for grownups! You're riding the bus with your little friends! Now take your lunch and get out you pathetic man-child!
- Bart: Problem, Seymour?
- Principal Skinner: It was so awful! They had tape!
- Bart: Frankly, I don't know how to make you get along with others. Maybe we need... ...a parent conference.
- Principal Skinner: Nooo!
- Bart: Attention! Attention! Will the following students... ...report to the prinipcal's office. I.P. Daley, Anita Bath. Tanya Hyde. Dan Druff---
- Bart: Attention! Attention! By the power vested in me as acting principal... ...school's out early!
