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| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Gary|nerd}}}} Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in... | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book." | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary}} Really? But the app is free. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Benjamin}} He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't even like games, but I like this. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Benjamin}} Even a baby can play it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary}} Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I was wondering how what happened. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary}} Now to expand our beta test market. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Benjamin}} The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Benjamin}} Yes... oh, captain, my captain! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How we doing today? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary}} Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary}} Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right. | |
Revision as of 07:58, May 8, 2021
- Gary: Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
- Benjamin: Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
- Doug: This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
- Gary: Really? But the app is free.
- Benjamin: He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
- Bart: Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.
- Lisa: I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
- Marge: I don't even like games, but I like this.
- Benjamin: Even a baby can play it.
- Homer: Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
- Gary: Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
- Homer: Oh, I was wondering how what happened.
- Gary: Now to expand our beta test market.
- Ned Flanders: Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.
- Jimbo Jones: Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!
- Comic Book Guy: Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.
- Bart: Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
- Benjamin: The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
- Bart: So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
- Benjamin: Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
- Bart: How we doing today?
- Gary: Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.
- Bart: Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.
- Gary: Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!
- Lisa: Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
- Bart: I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.
