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Barney: Homer! You changed your mind!
Homer: No, somebody stole my car! Hey, Moe... call me a taxi, will you?
Moe: Nuts to that! I'll get you one o' them Fubar drivers. I'll put it on your tab.
Homer: What's a Fubar?
Carl: Fubar is an app that lets you get a cheap ride from an unregulated stranger who just happens to have a drivable car.
Lenny: They eliminate the costs related to security, cleanliness, and safety and pass the savings on to the consumer!

Max: Thanks for the lift, Otto! it'd be a bummer hitchin' all the way to Ogdenville.
Otto: No problemo, Max.
Homer: Ogdenville? Drop me off first, Otto!

Homer: We thought you were dead!
Sofia: Nope. Just sleepin' it off.

Homer: Hello, Marge? I'm in jail. I need you to come down and post bail.
Clancy Wiggum: Tell her to bring enough for your pals... and one of her cherry pies.

Marge: By the way, Homie, what did you do to end up in jail?
Homer: Well dwell on details, honey? The important thing [YAWN] is that I went to jail... and now [YAWN!] you find me exciting, and I'm no longer... old [ZZZZZZ] and boring...