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== Stonecutter theme song ==
 
== Stonecutter theme song ==
 
Their theme song goes like this;
 
Their theme song goes like this;
:''Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!
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:''Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!''
:''Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!
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:''Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!''
:''Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!
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:''Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!''
:''Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'
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:''Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'''
  
 
It is speculated that they are responsible for these mysteries.
 
It is speculated that they are responsible for these mysteries.
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== Related Pages ==
 
== Related Pages ==
 
[[Homer the Great]]
 
[[Homer the Great]]
 
 
[[Category:Character Groups]]
 
[[Category:Character Groups]]
 
[[Category:Culture]]
 
[[Category:Culture]]

Revision as of 08:54, June 24, 2009

The Stonecutters are a secret organization of Springfieldiands led by the all-knowning Number One first seen in the series in the episode "Homer the Great". Members are identified by number rather than name. At least 908 members joined prior to Homer's joining. Some members include Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Krusty The Clown, Leopold, Herman, Moe Szyslak, Police Chief Clancy Wiggum, Jasper Beardley, Principal Seymour Skinner, Charles Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, and Abraham Simpson, who had just retired. In the World of Springfield line of toys, various Stonecutter figures were released.

Members

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Stonecutter theme song

Their theme song goes like this;

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'

It is speculated that they are responsible for these mysteries.

In Video Games

The Simpsons Road Rage

In The Simpsons Road Rage the Stonecutters are only briefly mentioned. There is a Stonecutters lodge in the Springfield dam, where some people want to be driven to.

The Simpsons: Hit and Run

In The Simpsons: Hit and Run you can drive through the secret Stonecutters lodge in the first level. It leads to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer can also buy the chosen one suit.

Related Pages

Homer the Great