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The Krusty the Clown Show has led to many Krusty-based products being released in Springfield. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it. They are created by KrustyCo Inc.

Entertainment

TV shows

The Krusty the Clown Show
Krusty's Prime Time Circus of Ratings Special
The Krusty Komedy Klassic

Live shows/events

K - the Ultimate Krusty the Clown Adults-only Experience
KrustyCon^[1]

Albums

Kroon Along with Krusty

Video Games

Escape From Krusty Island

Toys

Krusty Doll
Krusty Giant Toy Drum
Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
Krusty Knife Doll
Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
Krusty Monopoly
Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
Krusty the Klown Action Figures
- Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
- Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
- Daredevil Krusty.

Books

Krusty's Autobiography (Ghostwritten by John Updike)

Food and Drink

Krusty-O's
Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
Extra-Frosted Krusty Flakes
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
Krusty's Famous Sauce
Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
Krusty Soda
Krusty Fried Chicken
Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
Krusty Kosher Ham
Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher Too!)
Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
Krusty Secret Sauce
Krustyshake
Krusty Kreamy-Os
Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")
Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ ^[1]

Locations

Krusty-Brand Low Income Housing
Krusty Burger
Krusty's Klown Kollege
Krustyland Amusement Park, featuring: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
Euro Krusty Land (Later blew up)
Krusty Home Depot (hardware store)
Krusty Burger Express
Krustaco Hut
P.J. Mackrustydoodles
KrustyLu Studios

Clothes, bags and accesories

Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
Krusty Lunchboxes
Krusty T-Shirts
Krusty Slippers

Electronics and Furniture

Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)
Krusty Phone
Krusty Wallclock
Krusty Bedside Lamp
Krusty Trash Basket
Krusty Bedsheets
Krusty the Klown Duvet

Stationary

Krusty Pencil Tops
Krusty Posters
Krusty greeting cards
Krusty Calculator
Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
Krusty-Brand Vitamins
Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne* Lady Krusty Mustache Removal* Krusty Electric Toothbrush
Krusty Eye wash
Krusty Personal Swabs
Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)

Misc.

Krusty Handguns
Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test

References

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 The Krusty Book

[KB-1] 1.0 ^1.1 The Krusty Book

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