Difference between revisions of "KrustyCo Inc."

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• Krusty Brand Seal of Approval (on everything that meets the "high standards" of Krusty the Clown)
• Krusty the Clown Show
• Krusty's Prime Time Circus of Ratings Special
• Krusty Handguns
• Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
• Krusty-Brand Cereal (aka "Krusty-O's")
• Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
• Extra-Frosted Krusty Flakes
• Escape From Krusty Island
• Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
• Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
• Extra-Frosted Chocolate-Covered Krusty Flakes
• Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
• Krusty's Famous Sauce
• Krusty-Brand Low Income Housing
• Krusty Burger (hamburger and fast food establishment)
• Kamp Krusty ("The Krustyist place on earth!")
• Krusty's Klown Kollege
• Krustyland Amusement Park, featuring: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
• Euro Krusty Land (Later blew up)
• Mount Splashmore
• Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
• Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
• Krusty-Brand Vitamins
• Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
• Krusty Doll
• Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)
• Krusty Calculator
• Krusty Phone
• Krusty Wallclock
• Krusty Bedside Lamp
• Krusty Pencil Tops
• Krusty Lunchboxes
• Krusty Giant Toy Drum
• Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
• Krusty Trash Basket
• Krusty T-Shirts
• Krusty Posters
• Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne
• Krusty's Autobiography (Ghostwritten by John Updike)
• Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
• Krusty Slippers
• Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
• Krusty Electric Toothbrush
• Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
• Krusty Knife Doll
• Krusty Eye wash
• Krusty Brand Geiger Counter (Shown in Fat Man and Little Boy, when Homer builds a small nuclear reactor. Lisa holds the Krusty Brand Geiger Counter up to it, and the counter promptly says "Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
• Krusty Home Depot (hardware store)
• Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
• Krusty Personal Swabs
• Krusty Brand Endorsement Contract
• Krusty Burger Express (version of Krusty burger but a related buissness(Simpsons Comics issue 107))
• Krustaco Hut (Pizza Hut version of Krusty burger but a related buissness(Simpsons Comics issue 107))
• P.J. Mackrustydoodles (Mc' Donalds version of Krusty burger but a related buissness(Simpsons Comics issue 107))
• Krusty Buns
• Krusty Mustard
• Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
• Krusty Soda
• Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
• Krusty greeting cards
• Krusty Monopoly
• Krusty Fried Chicken
• Krusty Kosher Ham
• Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
• Canyonero
• Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
• Dr. Krusty Balloon-animal Home Angioplasty Kit
• Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
• Krusty Brand Atomic Particle Accelerator
• Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
• Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher Too!)
• Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
• The Krusty Brand Fun Factory
• Krusty Krime Klubber 2000
• Krusty Steel Marbel
• Krusty Flakes
• Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich
• My Krusty Pony
• Krusty Balloon Animal Sculpting Kit
• Krusty's Kut-Out Klassics DVDs
• Krusty Bobblehead
• Krusty Kards "Collect all 10,000. Hurry my bookie's getting ornery!"
• Krusty Brand Korn Syrup Klusters
• Krusty Baseball Bat
• Krusty Bedsheets
• Krusty Wall Kalendar
• Krusty Brand Space Probe
• Krusty the Klown Duvet
• Krustyburger Laffy Meals
• Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
• Uncle Krusty's Tile, Tub and Tonsil Cleaner
• Krusty's International Thesaurus 1st & 2nd Editions
• Kroon Along with Krusty music album
• KrustyLu Studios
• The country Krustonia
• Telethon for Motion Sickness Charity
• Sideshow Mel's Milk 'n' Cookies in a Carton
• Farmer Krusty's Bacon-flavoured Butter
• Krusticles
• Colonel Krusty's Fried Chicken Parts Dinner with Mystery Cobbler
• Brigadier General Krusty's Salisbury Steak Dinner with Mystery Pudding
• Raj Krusty's Paneer Dinner with Mystery Biryani
• Krustofski Vineyards Bulk Red Wine (not kosher)
• Kap'n Krusty's Chawin' Baccy
• Rancid Green Pork Products "Suitable for Landfills" -a Division of Krusty Brand Pork Products
• Official Krustyland Pencils
• The Leaning Tower of Krusty
• Krusty Dogs
• Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
• Krusty Secret Sauce
• KrustyCo Inc. - Krusty's parent company
• Krusty's Toy, Novelty, and Industrial Surplus Company
• Huge cardboard City of the Future
• Little Miss Tinkle Fairytown Fun Set
• Krusty's Kids Kharity
• Soy Goy: The Kosher Vegetarian Burger - toppings include avocado & extra sprouts
• Vegetarian Krusty Midway Meal - with free toy
• Krusty Seed Company
• 20 Official Sideshow Mel Used Unicycles
• Krusty's Famous Sauce
• Krustyshake
• Clownion Rings
• Krusty the Clown's "Secrets of Strength" Muscle-Building Booklets
• Mr. Teeny's Monkey Bites
• Krusty's Sugar High Fivettes
• Sideshow Mel's Fruity Cannon Balls
• Candy-Coated Krusty Cajun Crawdads
• Sideshow Bob's Breakfast Options
• Krusty Kreamy-Os
• Krusty Kreamy-Os with Triple Stuff
• Kirk 'N' Krusty Kover the Klassics (magazine or album)
• Krustofski's Kosher Unleavened Donuts
• Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
• Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
• Krusty's Talent Karavan
• Krusty's Discount Dungeon Depot
• Krusty Clone at Home Kit
• The Little Miss Springfield Pageant
• The Krusty Komedy Klassic
• Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
• Krusty the Klown Action Figures - Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone, Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip and Daredevil Krusty.
• Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
• Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
• Breaded Butter Pats (topping for Krusty-Bacon Swirlie)
• Clown Size Shake
• Cheese Straw
• Grand Theft Krusty
• Krustenstein Monster Make-Up
• Krustyfingers
• Sideshow Mel bars
• Krusty Calendar
• Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
• Krusty-Brand Child's Toy Bone - not for use in hair or bone replacement.
• Krusty-Brand Baby's First Skeleton
• Krusty's One Hundred and One Uses for a Cherry Bomb Contest
• Krusty's Kalifornia Experience
• A Krusty Kinda Kristmas - by IDG
• Herschel/Krusty's Chocolate Smooches
• Clown Party Marshmallows
• EA Mini Krusties
• The Krusty Bot
• Krusty's Land of Misfit Toys
• Krusty EA-Z Bake Pie Oven
• Krusty Roller Skates
• Krusty the Clown Studio Set
• Sideshow Raheem Doll
• Krusty Brand Cigar
• Krusty Brand Firecrakers
• Krusty's Clone At Home Kit
• Krusty's Clone B-Gone
• Larry Snotter and the School for Monsters (endorsed by Krusty)
• Krustophenia music album
• Krusty Froot by the Kilometer roll-ups
• KrustyBrand Better Belive It's Beluga-like Kaviar Substitute
• K - the Ultimate Krusty the Clown Adults-only Experience
• Krusty's Kanned Kambrosia
• Krust-Cicles
• Krusty's Saltine-esque White Crackers™
• Krusty Kanned Cheese Product™
• Krusty-brand Duck Sausage Pizza
• Krusty Brand® Lunchmeat-flavored Food Slices
• Krusty Klovnen Baby Visker