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I Am Their Queen is a song from the episode The President Wore Pearls. Due to the advice from our lawyers, we swear that this is also a completely original song not based on an existing one from a musical based on the life of Eva Peron we've never even heard of. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Dana Gould. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Lisa:
You wanted to see me?
Edna Krabappel:
Actually, Lisa, I wanted you to see you. You're our president now. But you look like the First Lady of...Yaaaaaawn.
Lisa:
What would you change?
Teachers:
Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints,
Dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch.
Lisa:
I may be the new girl,
But you can't brainwash me.
Just Osh Kosh B'gosh me
And then leave me be.
To fight for kid power
I must be heard not seen.
I have to lead wisely
Not just primp and preen.
Teachers:
Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie,
Purse, lunchbox, teeth, Milhouse.
Lisa:
This beauting-up suits me,
There's beauty within me.
So let's Olsen Twin me,
Give them someone to love.
This grown-up makeover
Has made me a super tween.
For they are my people
And I am their queen!
Marge:
Oh, Lisa, you look so successful, like you're the wife of a businessman.
Homer:
I wish I could wear like a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.