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- Bart: Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
- Marge: Of course. What kind of question is that?
- Bart: Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
- Marge: If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
- Bart: No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
- Ms. Hoover: Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
- Lisa: Thank you, Miss Hoover.
- Ms. Hoover: Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
- Lisa: Yes, ma'am.
- Lisa: I see you got your packet too, Bart.
- Bart: So what?
- Lisa: What country is your pen pal from?
- Bart: None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
- Milhouse: Is that near Turkey?
- Homer: Is that homework, boy?
- Bart: Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
- Homer: I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
- Bart: What country was he from?
- Homer: Michigan. What a different world they live in.
