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Bart's Bottom 40 is a list featured in Simpsons Illustrated 1. The list was later reprinted in Bartman: The Best of the Best! and Bartman 1. Another Bart's Bottom 40 was printed in The Bart Book.

List

1. Lisa's saxophone
2. Vegetables that don't fly well of your spoon
3. Wrinkled old grownups --- I hope I never become one
4. The cheap lousy prizes they give away in boxes of Frosty Krusty Flakes
5. Having nightmares that I'm a chip off the old block
6. Being caught red-handed
7. The hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
8. The gooey stuff underneath the hardened crust on the top of mom's casseroles
9. Principal Skinner's special file on me
10. The "no drawing on the wall" rule
11. The fact that Otto hardley ever lets me drive the school bus
12. Creamed corn
13. Parents who have signatures that are really hard to forge
14. Accidentally feeling gum stuck underneath a resturant table
15. Sucking on your pen in school and having you mouth fill up with ink
16. Namby-pamby G-rated movies
17. Dad's snoring that you can hear through the wall even with a pillow covering your head
18. Stories with morales at the end
19. Cartoons with no fun violence and pain
20. Cartoons where they run past the same lamp and table a zillion times
21. The strawberry and vanilla parts of Neapolitan ice cream
22. Gas station restrooms
23. Making bad words with my alphabet soup and having Lisa tell me they're misspelled
24. Accidentally drinking out of the glass where Grandpa keeps his false teeth
25. The difficulty of loading water balloons with maple syrup
26. Sugarless or fat-free anything
27. Being tried in court as an adult
28. Vengeful barbers
29. The haunting thought that Sideshow Bob will get out of jail someday
30. Rip-off chocolate bunnies that are hollow inside
31. War, i don't want there to be any wars until i can start one myself
32. Phlegm (also on my top 40 list)
33. When mom says "if friends jumped off the bridge, would you jump too?"
34. Cartoons with redeeming social messages
35. The nonedible decorations on birthday cake that you accidentally try to eat
36. Brussels sprouts
37. Forgetting about the candy bar you put in your pants pocket on a really hot day
38. Swimming pool belly-flops that both hurt and look dumb
39. The bottoms of your sneakers after you come out of a petting zoo
40. Being and "underachiever" -- to tell you the truth, i'm not exactly sure what the word means

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