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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} (inside a movie theater) "BORING!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "Dad, we can't see the movie" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer] | |
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:[The family is late for Church] | :[The family is late for Church] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "I hate being late." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} "Homer, they can hear you inside!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!" | |
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:[Grampa in church] | :[Grampa in church] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''. | |
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:[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises] | :[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} "Dad, do something!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} "Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson Muntz}} [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} "It's a myth, further study is needed!" | |
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:[Nelson punches Milhouse] | :[Nelson punches Milhouse] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson Muntz}} "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge Simpson}} "A thousand eyes... what could that be?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper." | |
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oooooooooohhhmmme! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mob}} [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this --- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [punches Bart in the face] Perfect. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Russ Cargill|Cargill}} What treasure?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The-the treasure of Ima Weiner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cargill}} I'm a weiner? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart: '''How naked? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer: '''Fourth base. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But girls might see my doodle. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!''' | |
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- Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"
- Homer: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
- Lisa: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
- Homer: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]
- [The family is late for Church]
- Marge: "I hate being late."
- Homer: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
- Marge: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
- Homer: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
- Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
- [Grampa in church]
- Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.
- [Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
- Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
- Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
- Grampa: "Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!
- Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
- Milhouse: "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
- Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
- Milhouse: "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
- [Nelson punches Milhouse]
- Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]
- Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
- Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
- Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
- Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
- Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Homer: D'oh...
- Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
- Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
- Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
- Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
- Russ Cargill: What treasure?!
- Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
- Cargill: I'm a weiner?
- Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
{{qf|Bart: How naked? {{qf|Homer: Fourth base.
- Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
- Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?
- Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
