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| − | + | :'''Marge''': (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes! | |
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| − | :'''Marge''': (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes! | ||
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:'''Stewardess''' [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks? | :'''Stewardess''' [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks? | ||
:'''Homer''': Can I have both? | :'''Homer''': Can I have both? | ||
| − | :'''Stewardess''': Of course, sir. | + | :'''Stewardess''': Of course, sir. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up! | + | :'''Homer''': Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up! |
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:'''U.S. Customs Officer''': Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers. | :'''U.S. Customs Officer''': Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers. | ||
:'''Canada Customs Officer''': Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers. | :'''Canada Customs Officer''': Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': As the Bible says, screw that. | + | :'''Homer''': As the Bible says, screw that. |
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:'''Homer''' [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa. | :'''Homer''' [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa. | ||
:'''Grampa''': I'm only rotting on the right side! | :'''Grampa''': I'm only rotting on the right side! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': I'll right side you! | + | :'''Homer''': I'll right side you! |
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:'''Homer''' (to Marge): We're alone now. | :'''Homer''' (to Marge): We're alone now. | ||
:'''Bart''': You're never alone in this crap shack. | :'''Bart''': You're never alone in this crap shack. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart) | + | :'''Homer''': Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart) |
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:'''Lisa''': I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs) | :'''Lisa''': I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs) | ||
| − | :'''Airport security guard''': The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun) | + | :'''Airport security guard''': The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun) |
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:'''Bart''': It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy! | :'''Bart''': It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy! | ||
:'''Lisa''': At least I was planned! | :'''Lisa''': At least I was planned! | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Stop it! No one was planned! | + | :'''Marge''': Stop it! No one was planned! |
{{Season 15 Q}} | {{Season 15 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 03:35, August 9, 2012
- Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
- Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
- Homer: Can I have both?
- Stewardess: Of course, sir.
- Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
- U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
- Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
- Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.
- Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
- Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
- Homer: I'll right side you!
- Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
- Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
- Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)
- Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
- Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)
- Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
- Lisa: At least I was planned!
- Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!
