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:''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' | :''[Ralph pours in the milk]'' | ||
:'''Ralph''': First, you add milk... | :'''Ralph''': First, you add milk... | ||
| − | :'[Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]'' | + | :''[Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]'' |
:'''Ralph''': ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers. | :'''Ralph''': ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers. | ||
:''[Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]'' | :''[Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]'' | ||
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:''[The mop breaks and is all filled with water]'' | :''[The mop breaks and is all filled with water]'' | ||
:'''Ralph''': Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special ''swirly'' shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]! | :'''Ralph''': Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special ''swirly'' shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at [[Springfield Elementary School|school]]! | ||
| + | :''[Ralph puts the mop in the toilet and starts flushing it]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': Uh-oh. Mighty mop is wetting himself. He needs to put on a pair of my "[[I'm a Big Boy Now]]" diapers. | ||
| + | :''[Smoke alarms go off throughout the house]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': Don't be alarmed, Mr. Smokey Detector! It's just me... Ralph! | ||
| + | :''[Ralph walks into his room, as water starts to fill from the toilet]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': I forgot why I came in here for. ''[looks at the toy boat and starts singing]'' Toy boat! Toy boat! Toy boat! Sailing, sailing, over the pounding brain! | ||
| + | :''[Someone knocks on the front door]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': I think someone's knocking at the front door! | ||
| + | :''[Someone smashes the front door with an axe]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': ''[looks at the fireman madly]'' Bad man! You broke and entered! Daddy's gonna put you in the jail house! | ||
| + | :'''Ralph''': ''[outside, as the firemen try to put out the fire]'' I made coffee and toaster waffles for everyone! | ||
| + | :'''Clancy''': I can't understand it! I only went out to the driveway to get the newspaper! | ||
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- Clancy: Daddy has to run out for just a minute, Ralphie. You're in charge 'til I get back. Okay?
- Ralph: Yes, daddy!
- Clancy: I won't be gone long, son.
- Ralph: Okay, daddy!
- [Ralph shuts the door]
- Ralph: That makes me the man of the house. I'm just like daddy now, 'cept I'm smaller and my pants are wetter.
- [Ralph locks the door]
- Ralph: First, I must secure the perimeter.
- [Ralph walks into the kitchen]
- Ralph: Now, it's time for a man of the house meal! Okay, kitchen... I'm the boss of you now! That goes for you too, Mr. Fridgergator!
- [Ralph walks to the coffee maker]
- Ralph: I'll make a pot of coffee like the grown-up men drink!
- [Ralph pours a vase with water and flowers inside]
- Ralph: First you add water.
- [Ralph pours coffee mix]
- Ralph: Then, you add the coffee peanuts.
- [Ralph pours pure sugar and milk]
- Ralph: Daddy likes his coffee with cream and sugar!
- [Ralph puts the coffee maker in the stove, as the kitchen is already a mess]
- Ralph: And now, you put it in the cooking machine.
- [Ralph turns it on 500 degrees]
- Ralph: Now I'll make some instant toaster waffles!
- Ralph: [singing] I am the egg man! I am the milkman! I am the waffle! Koo koo kachoo!
- [Ralph pours in the milk]
- Ralph: First, you add milk...
- [Ralph then cracks eggs over the toaster]
- Ralph: ... And then some easter bunny eggs... Eww. My waffles are getting soggy in there. I need to add some flowers.
- [Ralph attempts to get flour, but falls and the flour is all over him]
- Ralph: [enjoying the flour] Wheee! I'm fairy-dusted! :[smelling coffee] Mmm... smell that fresh roasted coffee! :[smoke fills the room]
- [Ralph looks at the mess on the floor]
- Ralph: Uh-oh. I made a mess! Daddy will be mad! This looks like a job for my friend, Mighty Mop!
- [Ralph goes into the broom closet and picks it up]
- Ralph: Gee, your hair smells terrific!
- [Ralph starts mopping]
- Ralph: Tra la la. I feel like I'm in a movie and soon I'll turn into a beautiful princess!
- [The mop breaks and is all filled with water]
- Ralph: Oh, just look at yourself, Mighty Mop! You need a shampoo! I'll give you a special swirly shampoo, like the ones I get from my friends at school!
- [Ralph puts the mop in the toilet and starts flushing it]
- Ralph: Uh-oh. Mighty mop is wetting himself. He needs to put on a pair of my "I'm a Big Boy Now" diapers.
- [Smoke alarms go off throughout the house]
- Ralph: Don't be alarmed, Mr. Smokey Detector! It's just me... Ralph!
- [Ralph walks into his room, as water starts to fill from the toilet]
- Ralph: I forgot why I came in here for. [looks at the toy boat and starts singing] Toy boat! Toy boat! Toy boat! Sailing, sailing, over the pounding brain!
- [Someone knocks on the front door]
- Ralph: I think someone's knocking at the front door!
- [Someone smashes the front door with an axe]
- Ralph: [looks at the fireman madly] Bad man! You broke and entered! Daddy's gonna put you in the jail house!
- Ralph: [outside, as the firemen try to put out the fire] I made coffee and toaster waffles for everyone!
- Clancy: I can't understand it! I only went out to the driveway to get the newspaper!
