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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic-it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is cancelled." | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic-it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is cancelled." | ||
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Mr. Burns' reign of terror is over. ''[the workers cheer | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Mr. Burns' reign of terror is over. ''[the workers cheer]'' And today begins my reign of terr... ''[the workers gasp in fear]'' ...iffic management! ''[the workers sigh in relief]'' |
:'''[[Lenny]]''': "I thought he was gonna say 'terror.'" | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "I thought he was gonna say 'terror.'" | ||
:'''[[Carl]]''': "Oh, I don't think he was going that way." | :'''[[Carl]]''': "Oh, I don't think he was going that way." | ||
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:''[In the Marrakesh marketplace]'' | :''[In the Marrakesh marketplace]'' | ||
:'''[[Smithers]]''': ''[to shopkeeper]'' "Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh... ''[whispers]]'' drugs?" | :'''[[Smithers]]''': ''[to shopkeeper]'' "Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh... ''[whispers]]'' drugs?" | ||
| − | :'''[[Shopkeeper]]''': ''[loudly | + | :'''[[Shopkeeper]]''': ''[loudly]'' "Drugs? Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look! All market made of drugs!" |
:'''Smithers''': ''[picks up a brick of hashish]'' "I'd like to buy this." | :'''Smithers''': ''[picks up a brick of hashish]'' "I'd like to buy this." | ||
:'''Shopkeeper''': "Only American money! ''[whispers]'' Our money is made of drugs." | :'''Shopkeeper''': "Only American money! ''[whispers]'' Our money is made of drugs." | ||
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- Homer: "So, kids, it's Valentine's Day, and you know what that means! You get to stay downstairs watching TV with the sound turned way up!"
- Lisa: "What about you and mom?"
- Homer: "Oh, we'll be upstairs in the bedroom, making love...ly...rope ladders, in case there's a fire."
- Stark Richdale: "You see this watch? It's jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move. [to Homer] What kind of watch do you have?"
- Homer: "Uh, well, I drew it on. See?"
- Richdale: "Uh-huh. You see that car out there? That's a Bentley Mark 12. They gave one to me, one to Steven Spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it!"
- Lenny: "Wow, I'd hate to be in that union."
- Homer: "Listen up life obstacles! From now on, nothing's gonna stand in Homer Simpson's way! [to Bart] Do your homework! [to Lisa] Don't do so much homework! [to Maggie] Learn to talk! [to Marge] You! Let's love! Now!"
- Marge: "Sounds good to me!"
- Homer: [tries to carry Marge up the stairs but runs out of breath] "Go on ahead! I'll just slow you down!"
- Mr. Burns: "Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic-it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is cancelled."
- Homer: "Mr. Burns' reign of terror is over. [the workers cheer] And today begins my reign of terr... [the workers gasp in fear] ...iffic management! [the workers sigh in relief]
- Lenny: "I thought he was gonna say 'terror.'"
- Carl: "Oh, I don't think he was going that way."
- Homer: "Unlike Mr. Burns, I will respect you, the working-class slob, because we are all equals! And now, as I ascend this crystal staircase to my office, I say-avert your gaze!"
- Mr. Burns: "Well, now that I'm forcibly retired, I feel I should give back to society and do some charitable work, but... first I want to take a lot of opium."
- [In the Marrakesh marketplace]
- Smithers: [to shopkeeper] "Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh... [whispers]] drugs?"
- Shopkeeper: [loudly] "Drugs? Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look! All market made of drugs!"
- Smithers: [picks up a brick of hashish] "I'd like to buy this."
- Shopkeeper: "Only American money! [whispers] Our money is made of drugs."
