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| − | (Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy & Scratchy on TV) | + | |
| − | '''Homer''': What the hell are you kids watching? | + | (Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy & Scratchy on TV) |
| − | '''Lisa''': It's Itchy and Scratchy. | + | :'''Homer''': What the hell are you kids watching? |
| − | '''Bart''': Our | + | :'''Lisa''': It's Itchy and Scratchy. |
| − | '''Homer''': Well, you're not watching it. | + | :'''Bart''': Our favorite show. |
| − | '''Bart''': Oh, Dad! | + | :'''Homer''': Well, you're not watching it. |
| − | '''Lisa''': Come on, Homer! | + | :'''Bart''': Oh, Dad! |
| − | '''Homer''': Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else. | + | :'''Lisa''': Come on, Homer! |
| − | '''Lisa''': Now I'm really bored. | + | :'''Homer''': Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else. |
| + | :'''Lisa''': Now I'm really bored. | ||
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| − | '''Bart''' ''(from behind curtains)'': It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! ''(Lisa and Maggie clap)'' And now... here's the star of our show...Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike! | + | :'''Bart''' ''(from behind curtains)'': It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! ''(Lisa and Maggie clap)'' And now... here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike! |
| − | '''Homer''': I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV! | + | :'''Homer''': I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV! |
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(Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy & Scratchy on TV)
- Homer: What the hell are you kids watching?
- Lisa: It's Itchy and Scratchy.
- Bart: Our favorite show.
- Homer: Well, you're not watching it.
- Bart: Oh, Dad!
- Lisa: Come on, Homer!
- Homer: Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else.
- Lisa: Now I'm really bored.
- Bart (from behind curtains): It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! (Lisa and Maggie clap) And now... here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike!
- Homer: I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!
