Difference between revisions of "New Kid on the Block/Quotes"
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| − | '''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against | + | :'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against ''The Never-Ending Story''!" |
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| − | '''[[Moe]]''': Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone. | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone." |
| − | + | :'''[[Barney]]''': "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? ''[looks around the bar]'' Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" ''[starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]'' | |
| − | '''[[Barney]]''': What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! | ||
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| − | '''[[Homer]]''': Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman." |
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| − | '''Lionel Hutz''': Homer, I don't use the word | + | :'''Lionel Hutz''': "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history." |
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| − | '''[[Bart]]''': I'll show them who's | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "I'll show them who's 'just a kid!'" |
| − | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!" | |
| − | '''[[Marge]]''': Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! | ||
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| − | '''[[Ruth]]''': I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that | + | :'''[[Ruth]]''': "I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that ''TIME'' cover story, 'America's Worst City.'" |
| − | + | :'''Marge''': "You could see our house in that photo!" | |
| − | '''Marge''': You could see our house in that photo! | ||
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| − | '''Lawyer''': Your | + | :'''Lawyer''': "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!" |
| − | + | :'''Aide''': "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus." | |
| − | '''Aide''': Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus. | + | :'''Lawyer''': "You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door." |
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| − | '''Lawyer''': You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door. | ||
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{{Season 4 Q}} | {{Season 4 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 08:48, September 14, 2010
- Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!"
- Moe: "Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone."
- Barney: "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? [looks around the bar] Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" [starts drinking beer out of the ashtray]
- Homer: "Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman."
- Lionel Hutz: "Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."
- Ruth: "I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, 'America's Worst City.'"
- Marge: "You could see our house in that photo!"
- Lawyer: "Your Honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in, boys!"
- Aide: "Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus."
- Lawyer: "You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door."
