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Difference between revisions of "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. ''[ominously]'' Some of which happened in this very theater [happily looks up an continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear]."
 
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[Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
Lenny: "I had a small speaking role."
Carl: "Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set."
Lisa: "Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?"
Lenny: "Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book."

[At the movie ...]
Rod Flanders: "I'm scared!"
Homer: "Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater [happily looks up an continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear]."

Lisa: "Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?"
Homer: "Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!"
[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen.]
Homer: [nonchalantly] "Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!"

Artie: "Doesn't your father ever read to you?"
Lisa: "He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him."


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