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Superior Mega Ultra Slam is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between May 5, 2020 and May 13, 2020 Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout! I was skunked before by Amadopolis’ wrestlers. I won’t be skunked again. But this time you’ll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak! “The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!” Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175). Task: "Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant! Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin! *whispers* We’re calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam. Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Burns Excess Pile

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said… Don’t worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton. I couldn’t do that before I retired! As a shoe company once said, “Just do it!” Task: "Collect Microphones" (x100). Task: "Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right? Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH! Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It’s workout time! But being out of shape is kind of my thing. Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We’ll use your flab to squash SEW and the world! Task: "Collect Microphones" (x250). If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Ohh, my aching fat! I think I pulled something a lady ain’t s’pose to pull… Come on, guys! “Suffering follows carts like oxes!” I feel insulted. Don’t blame him. It’s a botched Buddha saying. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Coot Society

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It’s time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam! Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie? No, really. I’m asking. I have money on this match. “To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own.” Two can play the Buddha game. If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion? I…I don’t know! Dr. Bonebreak, don’t listen to him! Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175). If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Bart Worry About the Match". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie’s reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner! And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face! No! NO! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Championship Belt

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder? And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions… “Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind.” “Let us be lamps and liberate our distance.” Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me…? Only three words are necessary… I love you! No one’s ever told me that before… What’s going on?! The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw! NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it! Stay outta it or I’ll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey! Task: "Collect Microphones" (x150). If Honest Abe is owned: Task: "Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring! The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock! Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis! Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Iron Yuppie

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Assemble Microphones Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns 4h Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Brown House 5, 45 Rob Podcasters for Microphones Rasputin the Friendly Russian, The Beefy Bishop, Rumbleina, Professor Werner von Brawn Homes 8, 70