Difference between revisions of "Savings Haven"

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Savings Haven is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart the Fink content update. It requires the Cayman Island Banker to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark I just love hiding money where no one can find it. Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl... ... I have so many clients here in Springfield. It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart. Task: "Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again! LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE! *whispers* Where have you been? It's election season. Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments? OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER! *whispers* I've never wanted anything more. Task: "Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to- Oh hello, Chief Wiggum. Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky! Have I done something wrong? Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do. Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor... All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege. Oh, right. High five! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted. Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways. Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease. Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar. Moe, how long have we known each other? 'Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me... Task: "Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species". The job takes 8 hours. Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this. Stop right there! *gasp* You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you? Can too! I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it. If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty. Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool. Task: "Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth". The job takes 8 hours. Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way? Love to. But you have to do something illegal first. Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law... I'm normally so good at this... Quest reward: 200 and 20