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| − | '''The Gay Song''' is a song sung mainly by [[Homer]] in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]. | + | '''The Gay Song''' is a song sung mainly by [[Homer]] in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of [[Treehouse of Horror XX]]. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen|Sheer Terror Claws-son]] and voice actor [[Dan Castellaneta|Wolfdan Castellaneta]] and the lyrics by Castelanetta. |
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
Revision as of 16:41, September 10, 2010
The Gay Song is a song sung mainly by Homer in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of Treehouse of Horror XX. The music was written by Sheer Terror Claws-son and voice actor Wolfdan Castellaneta and the lyrics by Castelanetta.
Lyrics
- Homer:
- While turning gay the other day,
- A thought occurred to me.
- I'd like to try most every guy
- From here to "Timbuk-tee".
- Oh, there's so many men around the world
- Of every shape and size.
- I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks
- And teriyaki thighs.
- I want to French-kiss a Frenchman
- And spoon an English duke.
- 'Cause frankly, dear
- To not be queer
- Just makes me want to puke.
- So find yourself a man
- Who'll want you in the sack.
- I recommend our dear old friend...
- Bartender Moe Szyslak!
- Moe:
- Letters don't lie!
- So, whadaya think, Marge? Will you give Moe a throw?
