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Difference between revisions of "Unlucky"

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:''How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?''
 
:''How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?''
  
:'''Moe''':
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:'''Moe:'''
 
:''How about some of my new micro-brew?''
 
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:Whose standards are low.
 
:Whose standards are low.
  
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:''[[Woo Hoo|Woo hoo]]!  An unattended tap! Like taking beer from a baby!''
 
:''[[Woo Hoo|Woo hoo]]!  An unattended tap! Like taking beer from a baby!''
  
:'''Moe''':
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:'''Moe:'''
 
:I'm unlucky in love,
 
:I'm unlucky in love,
 
:I'm unlucky in luck.
 
:I'm unlucky in luck.

Revision as of 09:39, October 8, 2019

Unlucky is a song sung by Moe in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of Treehouse of Horror XX. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Daniel Chun.

Lyrics

Barney:
How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?
Moe:
How about some of my new micro-brew?
Just once, I wish Cupid
Would draw back his bow
And shoot me a cutie
Whose standards are low.
Homer:
Woo hoo! An unattended tap! Like taking beer from a baby!
Moe:
I'm unlucky in love,
I'm unlucky in luck.
(Homer screams)
Omigod! Homer!