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Difference between revisions of "Homer Defined/Quotes"

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:''Present day. Homer is holding up the Rubik's Cube''
 
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:'''Homer''': Doh! This is all your fault!
 
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:'''Montgomery Burns''': Where is the meltdown originating?
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:'''Waylon Smithers''': Sector 7-G, sir.
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:'''Montgomery Burns''': Who is responsible for that sector?
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:'''Waylon Smithers''': Homer Simpson.
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:'''Montgomery Burns''': Simpson, eh? Good man, dependable? When did he begin work?
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:'''Waylon Smithers''': Actually sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
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:'''Montgomery Burns'''{sarcastically}: Thank you President Ford.
 
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Revision as of 21:10, April 15, 2010



Homer is panicking that there will soon be a meltdown
Homer: What do I do, what do I do? Come on, think back to your training!
1980. Homer is fiddling with a Rubik's Cube while his supervisor is giving him on the job training
Supervisor: OK, now we move on to the emergency override button. In case of meltdown you are to push this button and only this button. Excuse me Homer, are you paying attention to the lesson?
Homer: Yeah, yeah. Emergency button rideover. Got it.
Present day. Homer is holding up the Rubik's Cube
Homer: Doh! This is all your fault!

Montgomery Burns: Where is the meltdown originating?
Waylon Smithers: Sector 7-G, sir.
Montgomery Burns: Who is responsible for that sector?
Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson.
Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man, dependable? When did he begin work?
Waylon Smithers: Actually sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Montgomery Burns{sarcastically}: Thank you President Ford.