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:'''Sepulveda''': Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard! | :'''Sepulveda''': Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard! | ||
:''Jewel on her palm begins to flash'' | :''Jewel on her palm begins to flash'' | ||
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:'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys. | :'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys. | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]: '''Did you really have to handcuff the children? | :'''[[Marge]]: '''Did you really have to handcuff the children? | ||
:'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not. | :'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not. | ||
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:'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | :'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | ||
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:'''Judge:''' Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Flordia again. | :'''Judge:''' Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Flordia again. | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]: '''North Dakota, here we come! | :'''[[Lisa]]: '''North Dakota, here we come! | ||
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- Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
- Jewel on her palm begins to flash
- Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
- A large man hauls Sepulveda away
- Sepulveda: {grunts}
- Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
- Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.
- Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
- Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
- Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
- Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.
- Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you set foot in the state of Flordia again.
- Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.
- (Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.)
- Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.
- Homer: Arizona smells funny.
- Marge: (Groans and crosses it off)
- Lisa: North Dakota, here we come!
