Difference between revisions of "Mr. Plow/Quotes"
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:''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'' | :''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'' | ||
| − | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, | + | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, is it a business of some sort? |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night? |
| − | :'''Homer''': It | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography. I was buying pornography. |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that. |
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''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' | ''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' | ||
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:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!! | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, that’s not the real Batman. | ||
| + | :'''[[Adam West]]''': Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin. | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Who the hell is Robin? | ||
| + | :'''Adam West''': I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (''starts dancing'') | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact… | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 15:39, March 15, 2010
- Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss
- Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. The place Moe's, is it a business of some sort?
- Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
- Homer: It's a pornography. I was buying pornography.
- Homer's Brain: Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blonde model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car
- Homer: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
- Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
- Man: Do you come with the car?
- Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
- Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
- Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
- Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
- Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
- Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
- Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…
