Difference between revisions of "The Last Fat Man/Quotes"

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Homer: Hmmmm....

Marge: Homer... maybe you should take is easy on the maple syrup.

Homer: It comes from trees, Marge. It's practically a vegetable. Besides it's genetics. I'm not actually fat. it's abody type. Like midgets. They can't help it right?

Lisa: Dad, they prefer "little people."

Homer: Of course they do, honey! They're midgets!

Dr. Hibbert: Well, Homer. your cholesterol is normal... ...for a cheescake! ah hee hee hee. Can you we jump to the part where you write me a prescription?

Homer: Oh, it's not that easy, Homer. You need to eat less and exercise more. Exercise? That's for convicts!

Dr. Hibbert: Here's a few diet plans for you to try.

Homer: And I have read, too?

Bart: Half day at school!

Milhouse Van Houten: And all we have to do is race an irradiated fog home!

Waylon Smithers: Shouldn't you be doing something instead of narrating the level of danger we're in?

Lenny Leonard: He's right! Run!

Carl Carlson: Stop shouting for us to run and just run!

Marge: Kids, your father will be home soon! And he's a changed man! There's less of him now. They scientists sucked out buckets of his ugly fat.

Bart: From his bottom or his head?