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Difference between revisions of "The Brave and the Bald/Quotes"

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{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Now I'm going to turn my back, and whoever removed my hair during my power-nap can place it all on this table. No questions asked. To show you I'm serious, thre will be no more classes until my head adornment is returned!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Now I'm going to turn my back, and whoever removed my hair during my power-nap can place it all on this table. No questions asked. To show you I'm serious, thre will be no more classes until my head adornment is returned!
 
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} No classes? Oh dear! If this continues, it may adversely affect our grade-point averages.
 
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} No classes? Oh dear! If this continues, it may adversely affect our grade-point averages.
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And out S.A.T.'s are in only eight yers!
 
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And out S.A.T.'s are in only eight yers!
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} I'm planning to turn around shortly!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'm planning to turn around shortly!
 
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{{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Aye, carumba! Look at you!
 
{{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Aye, carumba! Look at you!
{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}}I know! I know! I've put on some weight! But Sarah's baking holiday treats, and I can't say "no" to butter tarts.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}}I know! I know! I've put on some weight! But Sarah's baking holiday treats, and I can't say "no" to butter tarts.
 
{{qf|Bartman}} I meant the baldness.
 
{{qf|Bartman}} I meant the baldness.
 
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} You gotta help us, Bartman!
 
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} You gotta help us, Bartman!
{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} I'll handle this Lou! You gotta help us, Bartman! What's happening?
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I'll handle this Lou! You gotta help us, Bartman! What's happening?
 
{{qf|Bartman}} Someone's stealing people's hair?
 
{{qf|Bartman}} Someone's stealing people's hair?
{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}}Wow! He's good! Go get 'em, Bartman!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}}Wow! He's good! Go get 'em, Bartman!
 
{{qf|Bartman}} Isn't this a job for the police?
 
{{qf|Bartman}} Isn't this a job for the police?
{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} We can't leave the station looking like this! The fire-fighters will laugh us off the street!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We can't leave the station looking like this! The fire-fighters will laugh us off the street!
 
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{{qf|Bartman}} Hello, citizen!
 
{{qf|Bartman}} Hello, citizen!
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Latest revision as of 09:50, May 15, 2021



Principal Skinner: Now I'm going to turn my back, and whoever removed my hair during my power-nap can place it all on this table. No questions asked. To show you I'm serious, thre will be no more classes until my head adornment is returned!
Martin Prince: No classes? Oh dear! If this continues, it may adversely affect our grade-point averages.
Lisa: And out S.A.T.'s are in only eight yers!
Principal Skinner: I'm planning to turn around shortly!

Bartman: Aye, carumba! Look at you!
Chief Wiggum:I know! I know! I've put on some weight! But Sarah's baking holiday treats, and I can't say "no" to butter tarts.
Bartman: I meant the baldness.
Lou: You gotta help us, Bartman!
Chief Wiggum: I'll handle this Lou! You gotta help us, Bartman! What's happening?
Bartman: Someone's stealing people's hair?
Chief Wiggum:Wow! He's good! Go get 'em, Bartman!
Bartman: Isn't this a job for the police?
Chief Wiggum: We can't leave the station looking like this! The fire-fighters will laugh us off the street!

Bartman: Hello, citizen!
Homer: Bartman! You've come just in time! I can't get these stupid pants to fit!
Bartman: You're putting on two pairs at the same time.
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: So is this my superhereo outfit?
Bartman: Yeah, sure!
Homer: What's my superhero name?
Bartman: Um... Bait-Man. Now just walk around and get some attention like we talked about!
Homer: Hey, look at me and my hair! Does anyone have any conditioning shampoo? A curling iron? Spare a s scrunchie?

Homer: Hey! What's the deal?
Willie: Last week, I cut me own hair off in a tragic weed whacking accident. I begged the school to not use the Krusty Brand® Discount Whacking Wire!
Homer: You won't get away with this!
Willie: With what?
Homer: I don't know. I wasn't paying attention! You're very boring!
Willie: After the accident, I had an idea of how to use my cut-off hair, but I needed more! For years, I've hunted Bigfoot, or "Footie" as I like to call 'im, the missing link between mankind and Scotsmen. People say he dinna exist, but I've seen him! They said it was just because I was using turpentine in a room wihout ventilation! But Willie'll show 'em.