Difference between revisions of "Prop, Prop, Whiz, Whiz!/Quotes"

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Lisa: Bart! Hurry up! We're going to be late for the movie! Dad's waiting in the car!

Milhouse: Why don't you just use the bathroom at theater?

Bart: It's too far from here! Oh, man, I shouldn't have that extra large Squishee. Nature's calling, it's got speed dial, and isn't taking "no" for an answer!

Milhouse: What happens to Lisa? She just vanished! Has she always just been a ghost and no one told me?

Bart: The props are cursed. They take the person who touches them to another place.

Milhouse: Well, I'm going to save her! Then she'll have to start returning my emails!

Bart: I don't think it works what...

Sound: Pop!

Bart: ...way!

Dark Lord of the Sith: Your armor is in place! Rise, dark lord! Rise!

Homer: Man, all those third degree burns really make a guy thirsty! Can you get me a beer?

Dark Lord of the Sith: I'm afraid there's no beer in outer space.

Homer: No... beer...? D'oooooooooooooh!

Lisa: But remember, the most important power a kid can have is the power of a library card!

Bart: Wait until the bullies at school see this... uh, Homer?

Lisa: Hey, dad, do those burns hurt?

Homer: No, sweetie, luckily most of my pain nerves got cauterized. But listen up, Bat in the future you call me "dad," not, "Homer!"

Bart: Why?

Homer: Because I am your farther!