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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has '''hundreds''' of 'em!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has '''hundreds''' of 'em!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't bother, Dad. I'm '''doomed''' to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't bother, Dad. I'm '''doomed''' to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins.
:'''Homer:''' That's the spirit!
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{{qf|Homer}} That's the spirit!
 
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this [[Homer Plant|plant]]?
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this [[Homer II|plant]]?
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers?
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers?
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now?
:'''Apu:''' Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again?
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{{qf|Apu}} Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again?
 
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap.
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[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021



Homer: Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has hundreds of 'em!
Lisa: Don't bother, Dad. I'm doomed to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins.
Homer: That's the spirit!

Lou: Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this plant?
Apu: Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers?
Chief Wiggum: Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now?
Apu: Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again?

Mr. Burns: I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap.