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:'''[[Moe]]:''' "The most beautiful dame ever walked inta my bar the other night. She was like a fine pair a' designer slackas in the clearance rack... if she was in here, something had ta be wrong with her." "I could tell she had troubles. I figured this out via my slick deductive reasoning."
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} "The most beautiful dame ever walked inta my bar the other night. She was like a fine pair a' designer slackas in the clearance rack... if she was in here, something had ta be wrong with her." "I could tell she had troubles. I figured this out via my slick deductive reasoning."
 
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:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}:''' Well, well, welll....
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{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Well, well, welll....
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' Er, ah... look what the cat dragged in!
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Er, ah... look what the cat dragged in!
 
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:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' He's a giant teddy bear! He comes with his own seat on the city council!
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} He's a giant teddy bear! He comes with his own seat on the city council!
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}:''' And I shall purchase you a racehorse... one that I guarantee will never lose.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} And I shall purchase you a racehorse... one that I guarantee will never lose.
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' I will out fight you if it's the last thing I do!
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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I will out fight you if it's the last thing I do!
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}:''' Bring it on, Mr. Mayor.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} Bring it on, Mr. Mayor.
 
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Waitaminnit! You speed dial is clearly labeled with the correct names... this was your plan the whole time! You played them against each other so they'd buy you more stuff!
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Waitaminnit! You speed dial is clearly labeled with the correct names... this was your plan the whole time! You played them against each other so they'd buy you more stuff!
 
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' "I was worried. Because of here, this whole thing could spiral into an all-out turf war between the mayo'rs office and the mob." "Was this town about to get sucked up inta some sort of chaos tornado?" "And was there somethin' I could do ta stop it?"
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{{qf|Moe}} I was worried. Because of here, this whole thing could spiral into an all-out turf war between the mayo'rs office and the mob. Was this town about to get sucked up inta some sort of chaos tornado? And was there somethin' I could do ta stop it?
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Latest revision as of 16:21, December 9, 2021



Moe: "The most beautiful dame ever walked inta my bar the other night. She was like a fine pair a' designer slackas in the clearance rack... if she was in here, something had ta be wrong with her." "I could tell she had troubles. I figured this out via my slick deductive reasoning."

Fat Tony: Well, well, welll....
Mayor Quimby: Er, ah... look what the cat dragged in!

Mayor Quimby: He's a giant teddy bear! He comes with his own seat on the city council!
Fat Tony: And I shall purchase you a racehorse... one that I guarantee will never lose.
Mayor Quimby: I will out fight you if it's the last thing I do!
Fat Tony: Bring it on, Mr. Mayor.

Moe Szyslak: Waitaminnit! You speed dial is clearly labeled with the correct names... this was your plan the whole time! You played them against each other so they'd buy you more stuff!

Moe: I was worried. Because of here, this whole thing could spiral into an all-out turf war between the mayo'rs office and the mob. Was this town about to get sucked up inta some sort of chaos tornado? And was there somethin' I could do ta stop it?