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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can you believe it, Flanders? They said we'd all be dead by now, but I proved all those losers wrong! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Err... Homer, do you really thjink it's safe for us to stay here? Shelbyville and North Haverbrook have already been evacuated. There are rumblings that [[Ogdenville]] has resorted to cannibalism. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} The zombies ate everyone else? Did you at least get the supplies? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Umm... someone had already ransacked the place... so... no, | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} So the doc and the others go belly up, and we get bupkis? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It wasn't a total loss... I got these sweet sunglasses from Disco Stu and Dr. Hibbert's stethoscope! Well, I'm pooped. Goodnight! Keep living in paradise, my people! Whatever doesen't kil us makes s stronger! Yadda yadda yadda...! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Grave Robbin, eh? Well, I'll try anything once! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} We're not here to steal anything, Homer. We're going to talk. Do you know what separates us from the zombeis? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Is it our love of acid-washed demin? Five dolla cups of coffee? Ooh! Is it jeggings? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} No, Homer. The undead don't change. They walk. They feed. That's it. We need to change our behavior in order to survice! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aww... but I'm the best there is at what I do! Who else can say that? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Frank Grimes?! Let's talk this through, Grimey! Did I mention that I'm the mayor, now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Frank Grimes]]}} Grarrr... not impressed... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Friends, we have to leave this place. It's too dangerous! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} But-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} No "buts"! We're going now! Folks, I don't mean to be a Bossy Benny, but we've got to cut ties with the past. Build something new. It's what Homer would've wanted. Yessir, that's my story and I'm stickin with it! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:48, May 20, 2021
- Homer: Can you believe it, Flanders? They said we'd all be dead by now, but I proved all those losers wrong!
- Ned Flanders: Err... Homer, do you really thjink it's safe for us to stay here? Shelbyville and North Haverbrook have already been evacuated. There are rumblings that Ogdenville has resorted to cannibalism.
- Marge: The zombies ate everyone else? Did you at least get the supplies?
- Homer: Umm... someone had already ransacked the place... so... no,
- Moe Szyslak: So the doc and the others go belly up, and we get bupkis?
- Homer: It wasn't a total loss... I got these sweet sunglasses from Disco Stu and Dr. Hibbert's stethoscope! Well, I'm pooped. Goodnight! Keep living in paradise, my people! Whatever doesen't kil us makes s stronger! Yadda yadda yadda...!
- Marge: Hrmmm...
- Homer: Grave Robbin, eh? Well, I'll try anything once!
- Ned Flanders: We're not here to steal anything, Homer. We're going to talk. Do you know what separates us from the zombeis?
- Homer: Is it our love of acid-washed demin? Five dolla cups of coffee? Ooh! Is it jeggings?
- Ned: No, Homer. The undead don't change. They walk. They feed. That's it. We need to change our behavior in order to survice!
- Homer: Aww... but I'm the best there is at what I do! Who else can say that?
- Homer: Frank Grimes?! Let's talk this through, Grimey! Did I mention that I'm the mayor, now?
- Frank Grimes: Grarrr... not impressed...
- Ned: Friends, we have to leave this place. It's too dangerous!
- Reverend Lovejoy: But--
- Ned: No "buts"! We're going now! Folks, I don't mean to be a Bossy Benny, but we've got to cut ties with the past. Build something new. It's what Homer would've wanted. Yessir, that's my story and I'm stickin with it!
