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The Walking Ned/Quotes

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Homer: Can you believe it, Flanders? They said we'd all be dead by now, but I proved all those losers wrong!
Ned Flanders: Err... Homer, do you really thjink it's safe for us to stay here? Shelbyville and North Haverbrook have already been evacuated. There are rumblings that Ogdenville has resorted to cannibalism.

Marge: The zombies ate everyone else? Did you at least get the supplies?
Homer: Umm... someone had already ransacked the place... so... no,
Moe Szyslak: So the doc and the others go belly up, and we get bupkis?
Homer: It wasn't a total loss... I got these sweet sunglasses from Disco Stu and Dr. Hibbert's stethoscope! Well, I'm pooped. Goodnight! Keep living in paradise, my people! Whatever doesen't kil us makes s stronger! Yadda yadda yadda...!
Marge: Hrmmm...

Homer: Grave Robbin, eh? Well, I'll try anything once!
Ned Flanders: We're not here to steal anything, Homer. We're going to talk. Do you know what separates us from the zombeis?
Homer: Is it our love of acid-washed demin? Five dolla cups of coffee? Ooh! Is it jeggings?
Ned: No, Homer. The undead don't change. They walk. They feed. That's it. We need to change our behavior in order to survice!
Homer: Aww... but I'm the best there is at what I do! Who else can say that?

Homer: Frank Grimes?! Let's talk this through, Grimey! Did I mention that I'm the mayor, now?
Frank Grimes: Grarrr... not impressed...

Ned: Friends, we have to leave this place. It's too dangerous!
Reverend Lovejoy: But--
Ned: No "buts"! We're going now! Folks, I don't mean to be a Bossy Benny, but we've got to cut ties with the past. Build something new. It's what Homer would've wanted. Yessir, that's my story and I'm stickin with it!